Here’s a George Carlin–flavored rewrite of that list. Keep in mind: Carlin’s voice is sharp, observational, and a bit biting about the tech hype. I’ll channel that vibe without paraphrasing actual people or content. Listen up, folks. If you’re gonna follow the herd, at least know where the herd is headed. Follow the “besties”: - Chamath. Jason. David Sacks. Friedberg. Four names, two syllables each, more followers than sense sometimes. It’s the same old parade: big brains, bigger egos, and the hopeful belief that every tweet is a sunray breaking through the fog of reality. Follow on X: - The All-In crew keeps marching. A feed of opinions dressed up as clarity, like a magic show where the rabbit is a stock ticker and the wand is a spreadsheet. Follow on Instagram: - The All-In Pod, in visual form. Photos, reels, and quotes that could double as motivational posters for people who think “influencer” is a job description rather than a state of mind. Follow on TikTok: - The All-In Pod ...