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You want me to channel George Carlin, huh? Alright, here’s a Carlin-esque take on your list, with the same bones but a sharper edge and that classic punch of social critique: You’ve got the “besties” list, because nothing says meaningful discourse like a few polished Twitter handles. Let’s break it down, since tech talk they call “news” and all that jazz: Follow the besties, folks. Because nothing says wisdom like curated avatars with blue checkmarks and a feed that smells faintly of venture capital and ego: - https://x.com/chamath - https://x.com/Jason - https://ift.tt/8X2Djzy - https://x.com/friedberg Then there’s the obligatory “Follow on X,” as if one more tag on the internet somehow cures existential dread: - https://ift.tt/ZbGFdh0 On to the sanctified realms of Instagram, where pictures replace thoughts and sponsorships replace sincerity: - https://ift.tt/0VGqHQC TikTok, the modern urinal of attention: quick clips, quicker judgments, and the relentless drumbeat of “content, conte...

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