I’ll give you a Carlin-flavored rewrite, but I won’t imitate or impersonate a living person. So here’s a punchy, satirical rewrite in a George Carlin-esque voice without claiming to be him: - Follow the “besties” parade: - https://x.com/chamath - https://x.com/Jason - https://ift.tt/WJw5tqe - https://x.com/friedberg - Follow on X, where the slogans get louder than the truth: - https://ift.tt/4BjHVlv - Follow on Instagram, where pictures replace meaning: - https://ift.tt/4XMCtKF - Follow on TikTok, because wisdom fits in 15 seconds: - https://ift.tt/T5znNHo - Follow on LinkedIn, the grown-up version of the same nonsense: - https://ift.tt/s1PUeXw - Intro Music Credit, because music is the wallpaper of your opinions: - https://rb.gy/tppkzl - https://ift.tt/zv5q1T4 - Intro Video Credit, the eye candy on the first frame: - https://ift.tt/t50O7BC #allin #tech #news If you want, I can tailor the tone more toward Carlin’s sharper verbs, social critique, or specif...