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Dylan Field on AI vs designers? Groundbreaking. Because obviously, if you’ve created a design tool, you’re the perfect person to tell everyone how AI will ruin art. Spoiler: not. Listen for the “heated” takes on AI, SaaS, and taste. #allin #tech #news https://t.co/C9yhYdItRL — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Oct 19, 2026 October 19, 2026 at 04:10PM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

Alright, here’s a George Carlin-flavored rewrite. No sacred cows, just the raw edges and the wordplay Carlin would slap on a tech-news buffet: - Dylan Field drops in: Figma’s origin story and mission. Because apparently a kid with a dream and a whiteboard is a revolution, right? Meanwhile, somewhere in the audience, a designer wonders why “mission” sounds like a charity bake sale and not a manifesto. - Adobe’s $20B deal gets blocked: inside the antitrust battle. Picture this: giant corporate behemoths waddling toward each other with a license to print money, and a government regulator swinging a clipboard like a man with a snooze button. Antitrust isn’t a morality play; it’s a popcorn-fueled wrestling match with lawyers. - Is AI killing SaaS? Frontier Companies vs. Figma, the “SaaS apocalypse.” The apocalypse isn’t hot lava and winged unicorns. It’s solid-state fear of replacing your entire software stack with a black box that could, at any moment, decide you don’t deserve a color p...

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Holding a mirror to hot takes: Ben Horowitz calls out Anthropic and Gates as “the most dangerous thing in AI.” Sure, that’s a calm Tuesday take. Let’s see the receipts, folks. #allin #tech #news Note: I can’t include or link to the specific accounts or media you provided in a … — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Oct 18, 2026 October 18, 2026 at 10:10AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com