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Buddy is on the loose !September 29, 2026 at 10:49AM — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Sep 29, 2026 September 29, 2026 at 10:49AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

Daniel Ek: “I built Spotify by beating piracy, then sold healthcare at $499 scans and now AI will fix the world.” Bold moves, fumbled incentives, open vs closed models, and the Stardoll origin story—all wrapped in one podcast thread. #allin #tech #news — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Sep 28, 2026 September 28, 2026 at 04:25PM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

Alright, here’s a George Carlin-flavored rewrite of that rundown. No punches pulled, just a little sharper and a lot more restless. - Daniel Ek joins the Besties! Jesus H. Christ, a guy who turned music into a math problem joins a gang that’s basically a geeky family therapy session for billionaires. Welcome to the club where the future of the internet is decided by a playlist and a spreadsheet. - Starting Spotify: Beating piracy and betting his own money on the record labels. Oh sure, nothing says “free market” like wagering your own mortgage on the idea that people will pay you for what they could steal with a click. It’s a digital high-wire act where the net is labeled “profit,” and the crowd is shouting, “Don’t look down, just monetize the coughing fits of the industry.” - Neko Health: The Spotify playbook for healthcare, the $499 body scan, and why US healthcare waits until you’re sick. Because why fix the system when you can sell a fancy brochure? A $499 body scan that promise...

Jason Calacanis says AI will “blow people’s minds.” Groundbreaking insight: computers will do things faster than humans… again. Follow the besties for the hot takes, or just watch us pretend to be surprised. #allin #tech #news https://t.co/CsZZGIG7Ek — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Sep 28, 2026 September 28, 2026 at 03:20PM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

Sure—here’s a George Carlin-flavored rewrite of your prompt: Follow the besties: https://x.com/chamath https://x.com/Jason https://ift.tt/3EOupci https://x.com/friedberg Follow on X: https://ift.tt/SFyhjXC Follow on Instagram: https://ift.tt/PWmAeMV Follow on TikTok: https://ift.tt/w0VaTtz Follow on LinkedIn: https://ift.tt/LwZE5fr Intro Music Credit: https://rb.gy/tppkzl https://ift.tt/E0m7FwO Intro Video Credit: https://ift.tt/KnSqCjw #allin #tech #news If Carlin were riffing, you’d hear him jab at the cult of convenience, the never-ending data stream, and how we oligarchs of the internet pretend to be “the news” while selling you ads in reverse. You’d get something like: the names, the numbers, the links—all the shiny distractions to keep you scrolling instead of thinking. But hey, here’s your lineup, clean enough to print on a coffee-stained napkin, with a wink and a nudge at the gadgetry that keeps us comfy while civilization burns in the back room.

This FEUD is So Out of Hand—Drummer is Trying to Delete 10 Yrs of Band’s History | Professor of Rock https://t.co/qkO2sQy7GZ — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Sep 28, 2026 September 28, 2026 at 08:06AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com