You want this in the voice of George Carlin, do you? Fine. Let me strip it down and lay it out straight, with a bit of that old Carlin edge about it. Follow the besties: https://x.com/chamath https://x.com/Jason https://ift.tt/OZpwaT9 https://x.com/friedberg Follow on X: https://ift.tt/T5zFtCD Follow on Instagram: https://ift.tt/yqorgtb Follow on TikTok: https://ift.tt/2i8XoMq Follow on LinkedIn: https://ift.tt/br4GOqg Intro Music Credit: https://rb.gy/tppkzl https://ift.tt/GvRBW6a Intro Video Credit: https://ift.tt/TlRrXxk #allin #tech #news Now imagine Carlin saying it with a shrug and a sly grin: "Follow the besties, follow the noise, follow the hype machine that somehow calls itself ‘all in.’ Links, links, more links—because apparently we can’t form a thought without a URL attached to it. Intro music, intro video, credits—like a credit scene for a culture that worships screens. And the hashtags? Sure, throw in #allin #tech #news and pretend that’s substance. Enjoy the feed, fo...