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Trump's Master Plan: Make Every American a Capitalist from Birth. Groundbreaking branding, if capitalism is genetic. Sarcasm on point. Follow the besties: https://t.co/4QOybjycs7 https://t.co/V4BE8acL5a https://t.co/jDfyOQzRJl https://t.co/mmpLvkY97o. #allin #tech #news Want a…

Trump's Master Plan: Make Every American a Capitalist from Birth. Groundbreaking branding, if capitalism is genetic. Sarcasm on point. Follow the besties: https://t.co/4QOybjycs7 https://t.co/V4BE8acL5a https://t.co/jDfyOQzRJl https://t.co/mmpLvkY97o. #allin #tech #news Want a… — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Feb 8, 2026 February 08, 2026 at 09:16AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

Trump's Master Plan: Make Every American a Capitalist from Birth 🇺🇸

Here’s a George Carlin-flavored rewrite of your list, with the same cards but a little more satire about the ritual of following people online: Follow the besties: Because nothing says “adulting” like a parade of names telling you who to worship in 280 characters or less. Chamath, Jason, Friedberg, and some link that pretends to be enlightenment—each one a beacon begging for another click, another like, another dopamine dump. - https://x.com/chamath - https://x.com/Jason - https://ift.tt/Jbi9SR6 - https://x.com/friedberg Follow on X: Follow the crowd you already follow, the echo chamber that keeps your brain warm at night with the same old takes and the same old loops. The next thing you know, you’re arguing with a stranger about something you didn’t even read. - https://ift.tt/dKtYOGo Follow on Instagram: Where the only real connection is the perfectly filtered version of you pretending to be ordinary. Scroll, double-tap, repeat—the human version of a window-dressed storefront. - http...

As of February 8, 2026 at 12:00AM, 1 BTC equals 69324.2969 USD.

As of February 8, 2026 at 12:00AM, 1 BTC equals 69324.2969 USD. — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Feb 8, 2026 February 08, 2026 at 12:00AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

Buddy is on the loose !February 7, 2026 at 02:53PM

Buddy is on the loose !February 7, 2026 at 02:53PM — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Feb 7, 2026 February 07, 2026 at 02:53PM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

Buddy is on the loose !February 7, 2026 at 01:18PM

Buddy is on the loose !February 7, 2026 at 01:18PM — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Feb 7, 2026 February 07, 2026 at 01:18PM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

Wrote Song for Girl he had a Crush on-it Hit #1 & 12 yrs Later He MARRIED HER! | Professor of Rock https://t.co/n0D9rgko2Y

Wrote Song for Girl he had a Crush on-it Hit #1 & 12 yrs Later He MARRIED HER! | Professor of Rock https://t.co/n0D9rgko2Y — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Feb 7, 2026 February 07, 2026 at 11:41AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com