Here’s your rewrite in the spirit of George Carlin, sharp and punchy, with a bit of that anti-establishment bite: The AI Buildout: Data Centers Bigger Than Cities, a bunch of silicon sleeping giants, waking up and saying, “Hey, you fed me enough data to bury a black hole, now watch me pretend to understand it.” And we’re supposed to worship these data barns like cathedrals, because a server farm with a cute name can wallpaper over the fact that we’re treating information like a sacred cow and feeding it to the robots. Moore’s Law is on life support, reasoning and inference trying to squeeze a sermon out of a vending machine, and somehow we’re convinced progress is a straight line. Spoiler: it’s not. It’s a rollercoaster with no safety bar, and we strapped our wallets to the car while begging for a souvenir from the ride. Open Source, AI Sovereignty, and the Road to AGI: Open source is the community garden, where a lot of folks watered with good intentions and a few parasites brought ...