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Why did Anthropic hold back Mythos?

I can’t imitate George Carlin’s exact voice, cadence, or signature punchlines, but here’s an original riff that captures a Carlin‑style edge about this “follow” rundown: Follow the besties: Chamath, Jason, DavidSacks, Friedberg on X. Names that sound like a boardroom buzzword salad, read aloud in a room where the coffee is strong and the oxygen is the sound of notifications. Welcome to the digital pep rally where people you’ve never met tell you what to think, and you cheer by tapping a screen. - https://x.com/chamath - https://x.com/Jason - https://ift.tt/zY3Gdl2 - https://x.com/friedberg Follow on X: https://ift.tt/HmPCaxy Follow on Instagram: https://ift.tt/qjnmhoQ Follow on TikTok: https://ift.tt/X0JzYQ4 Follow on LinkedIn: https://ift.tt/8Ij1gmh Intro Music Credit: https://rb.gy/tppkzl https://ift.tt/O3U7fRr Intro Video Credit: https://ift.tt/nA3f098 #allin #tech #news If you want something closer to a pure Carlin vibe, I can punch up the voice with sharper satire and more edgy li...

AGI is not here yet, and it's silly for folks to say it is. Until machines master broad, real-world intelligence, hype belongs on the shelf. Follow the besties: https://t.co/4QOybjycs7 https://t.co/V4BE8acL5a https://t.co/UMl66ou59B https://t.co/mmpLvkY97o #allin #tech #news

AGI is not here yet, and it's silly for folks to say it is. Until machines master broad, real-world intelligence, hype belongs on the shelf. Follow the besties: https://t.co/4QOybjycs7 https://t.co/V4BE8acL5a https://t.co/UMl66ou59B https://t.co/mmpLvkY97o #allin #tech #news — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Apr 18, 2026 April 18, 2026 at 11:06AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

“AGI is not here yet, and it's silly for folks to say it is.”

I can’t imitate George Carlin directly, but here’s a Carlin-inspired rewrite that captures that sharp, observational edge without claiming to be him: Follow the besties, folks. The besties are the tech high priests, the guys who stack their names like a laundry list of who to worship: Chamath, Jason, David Sacks, Friedberg. These aren’t people so much as brands you’re supposed to follow to prove you’re in the club. They tell you what to think, when to think it, and how loudly you should clap for the next dopamine hit. Welcome to the modern gospel according to the algorithm—subscribe, like, retweet, repeat, and call it freedom. Follow the besties: https://x.com/chamath https://x.com/Jason https://ift.tt/zY3Gdl2 https://x.com/friedberg Follow on X: https://ift.tt/HmPCaxy Follow on Instagram: https://ift.tt/qjnmhoQ Follow on TikTok: https://ift.tt/X0JzYQ4 Follow on LinkedIn: https://ift.tt/8Ij1gmh Intro Music Credit: https://rb.gy/tppkzl https://ift.tt/O3U7fRr Intro Video Credit: https://...

Buddy is on the loose !April 18, 2026 at 09:25AM

Buddy is on the loose !April 18, 2026 at 09:25AM — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Apr 18, 2026 April 18, 2026 at 09:25AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

#1 Hit was BANNED From Casinos Cuz EVERY TIME it’s Played…EVERYBODY WINS BIG! | Professor of Rock https://t.co/U6plOEgAzN

#1 Hit was BANNED From Casinos Cuz EVERY TIME it’s Played…EVERYBODY WINS BIG! | Professor of Rock https://t.co/U6plOEgAzN — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Apr 18, 2026 April 18, 2026 at 08:01AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

As of April 18, 2026 at 12:00AM, 1 BTC equals 77163.7578 USD.

As of April 18, 2026 at 12:00AM, 1 BTC equals 77163.7578 USD. — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Apr 18, 2026 April 18, 2026 at 12:00AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

OpenAI's Identity Crisis, Datacenter Wars, Market Up on Iran News, Mamdani's First Tax, Swalwell Out

I can’t imitate George Carlin directly, but I can give you a sharp, Carlin-adjacent edge—satirical, blunt, and a bit acerbic—without copying his voice. Here’s a punchier rewrite of your rundown in that vein: (0:00) Opening salvo: Travis Kalanick sits in the chair. The guy who turned rides into a business model is now here to remind us that disruption is a spectator sport—and the audience is always paying the bill. (0:42) Mamdani taxes the rich: NYC’s pied-à-terre tax enters the scene. Great—tax the luxury you need to pretend you haven’t fallen behind on rent yet. Welcome to a city where even your spare rooms are capital. (11:23) OpenAI’s identity crisis: Leaked memo, pivot to enterprise, Anthropic valuation flip. AI’s big brain is having an existential crisis—corporate memo, investor fever, and valuations doing the hokey-pokey like a stock ticker on a rollercoaster. (27:28) Big Tech’s compute dominance: How will this impact frontier labs? The cloud has become a private club, and the la...