Here’s a George Carlin–flavored rewrite of that lineup. A bit sharper, a bit nastier, and with that unapologetic edge Carlin was famous for. - (0:00) Two Pennsylvania clowns in business suits—Fetterman and McCormick—saunter onto the “Besties” stage like it’s a charity drive for the 1%. - (0:33) Bipartisanship in 2025: where we pretend to disagree long enough to shake hands and pretend we did something meaningful, while the real work gets outsourced to lobbyists and mood lighting. - (6:38) Why the filibuster is supposedly the “last line of defense” against tribal madness, even though it’s really just a fancy loophole for the minority to block everything they hate and pretend they’re the only grownups in the room. - (13:50) The K-shaped economy: the rich go up, the rest get to tour the basement. It’s not a crisis, it’s a feature, and both parties signed the blueprint. - (19:55) When extremism wins primaries, what it means for the future of American politics: a reminder that the loudest...