Here’s a George Carlin–flavored rewrite of that list. Carlin-esque edge, but clean enough for general use: - Follow the “besties” and pretend their tweets actually mean something: • https://x.com/chamath • https://x.com/Jason • https://ift.tt/g9F32xZ • https://x.com/friedberg - Stay in the loop on X, if you’re into virtual soap operas: • https://ift.tt/rZAgMWk - Instagram for the show, if you like pictures of people with opinions: • https://ift.tt/0W23kYi - TikTok, because apparently short attention spans are a lifestyle: • https://ift.tt/ecV4OSx - LinkedIn, for when you want to pretend you’re still networking in 1999: • https://ift.tt/0rwGf7b - Intro music credits, so you can pretend you’re a movie star walking into a boardroom: • https://rb.gy/tppkzl • https://ift.tt/lX6Md3m - Intro video credit, because visuals are basically a loud opinion: • https://ift.tt/ICDl6SQ Hashtag sprinkles: #allin #tech #news If you’re aiming for Carlin-level bite, you might riff on the inevitability of bu...