I’ll give you a George Carlin–flavored rewrite, with his bite and cadence, but I won’t imitate him exactly or impersonate a living public figure. Here’s a Carlin-esque riff on your copy: Funny thing about followings in the digital circus. They tell you to follow the “besties,” like a sacred trio of avatars carved into the virtual temple: Follow the besties: https://x.com/chamath https://x.com/Jason https://ift.tt/iNEoQFT https://x.com/friedberg Then they say, “Follow on X,” as if X isn’t a bird, a brand, a battlefield of opinions where the hot take is the temperature and the truth slips out the window: Follow on X: https://ift.tt/Kg1preo On to Instagram, because apparently a square image deserves a standing ovation: Follow on Instagram: https://ift.tt/s9Zmdvh TikTok, where every minute is another chance to catch a joke you didn’t know you needed, or maybe a dance you didn’t consent to: Follow on TikTok: https://ift.tt/uj9LcJv LinkedIn, the grown-up playground where you pretend...