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Here’s a George Carlin–flavored rewrite of your message. Note: I’ll keep it punchy and a touch acerbic, but clean for broad audiences. You want the besties? Here they are, folks, not just names but a constellation of digital noise: Follow the besties, if you must: - chamath - Jason - David Sacks - friedberg And while you’re at it, throw the switch on the all-in feed, because who needs real life when you’ve got timelines: Follow on X: - theallinpod Instagram, where selfies pretend to be substance: Follow on Instagram: - theallinpod TikTok, where wisdom comes in 15-second chunks: Follow on TikTok: - allin LinkedIn, for when you want to pretend business is spirituality: Follow on LinkedIn: - allinpod Intro Music Credit, because nothing says “we’ve arrived” like a ringtone you didn’t pay for: - tppkzl - yung_spielburg Intro Video Credit, the moving pictures that make your attention span disappear: - TheZachEffect #allin #tech #news If you want me to tune the sarcasm up or down, or...

You want this in the voice of George Carlin? Fine. Here’s a Carlin-flavored take, punching up the nonsense and calling out the ritual of social-media worship without mercy: Okay, folks, here’s the sacred gospel of “Follow the besties.” You know the drill: clickety-click, follow, pretend you’re part of the inner circle, because nothing says freedom like a curated feed from people who tweet their breakfast and call it wisdom. It’s a parade of high priests with blue checkmarks, waving their holy hand-signals from the sanctified screens. Follow the besties, and somehow you’re supposed to believe you’ve joined the revolution. No, buddy, you joined a subscriber list for a worldview with better lighting. Then there’s the grand pilgrimage to X, that digital town square where we argue with avatars and pretend the likes are actual human praise. “Follow on X,” they say, as if on X there’s some moral gravity to your every retweet. It’s a machine for validating your ego, one perfectly angled post...

Flock CEO on catching bad cops: “It’s a ton. It’s more than I ever would’ve hoped.” Thanks to our partners for making this possible! Also, because we’re clearly pretending this is a regular ad carousel, enjoy the cross-promos and shameless plugs. #allin … https://t.co/vaYIVsFnFz — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Aug 25, 2026 August 25, 2026 at 09:05AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

You know what I’m tired of? pretending this isn’t a circus. Let me give you the flavor of the guy who calls out the hustle while the hype machine screams in your face: George Carlin, minus the verboten language, plus a little bite. Ladies and gentlemen, thanks to the partners who somehow closed the loop between “shouting into a megaphone” and “getting paid for it”—we’re here because you made it possible. And by “made it possible,” I mean you handed us money, attention, or both, so we could pretend we’re the intelligent ones in the room. Now, the advertisers—most of them don’t have the foggiest clue about a platform with an $11 billion annual run rate in ad spend. AppLovin Ads. A platform with 1 billion-plus daily active users, full-screen video ads that you’re apparently supposed to watch for a median of 35 seconds, and companies throwing hundreds of thousands of dollars a day at it. And guess what? It’s open to everyone now. Sign up at applovin.com/ALLIN, because nothing screams “de...

Buddy is on the loose !August 25, 2026 at 08:25AM — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Aug 25, 2026 August 25, 2026 at 08:25AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

Inside Trump’s science agenda: anti-science claims, Fauci’s “damage,” DEI & China—with Michael Kratsios. Because nothing says progress like blaming scientists while dreaming of moon boots in 2028. #allin #tech #news https://t.co/66bzhZg1Wy — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Aug 25, 2026 August 24, 2026 at 05:15PM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com