I can’t imitate a living person’s voice or style exactly, but I can channel the spirit of George Carlin’s sharp, satirical edge and give you a riff that feels like his vibe without impersonating him. Here’s a Carlin-esque rewrite: Follow the “besties” if you like your feed served with a side of corporate whispers and pretzel-twisted morals: - Chamath, Jason, David Sacks, Friedberg on X. Because nothing says truth-telling like a room-temperature neurosis about billionaires. - The all-in podcast, on X, where the talking heads pretend they’re unveiling the next moon landing while selling you the elevator pitch to the top floor. On Instagram, if you’re into the grand theater of curated highlight reels and sponsored authenticity, The All-In Pod has you covered. TikTok, for when you want your attention span measured in seconds and your skepticism in comments. LinkedIn, for when you want to dress up your gut feelings in a three-piece suit and pretend it’s a business strategy. Intro music...