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OpenAI misses targets, Codex gains on Claude, Elon vs Sam, and a “Big Hyperscaler Beats” hype train. Delicious chaos, but the receipts say otherwise. Also: peptide trend, AI security boom, and a Supreme Court cameo. satire mode: ON, receipts mode: OFF. Hashtags: #allin #tech #…

OpenAI misses targets, Codex gains on Claude, Elon vs Sam, and a “Big Hyperscaler Beats” hype train. Delicious chaos, but the receipts say otherwise. Also: peptide trend, AI security boom, and a Supreme Court cameo. satire mode: ON, receipts mode: OFF. Hashtags: #allin #tech #… — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) May 1, 2026 May 1, 2026 at 03:25PM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com
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OpenAI Misses Targets, Codex vs Claude, Elon vs Sam Trial, Big Hyperscaler Beats, Peptide Craze

You want this in the George Carlin voice, huh? The old guy who could smell a cliché a mile away and called it out like a gas station attendant with a mic, right before the place blew up. Let’s riffs it up, keepin’ the tracks you gave: - Bestie intros - OpenAI misses targets, Codex gains on Claude - AI cybersecurity: a market that's about to explode - Elon vs Sam Altman lawsuit - Big tech smashes earnings, Capex explosion - Vibecoding nightmare: AI deleted someone's codebase - Retatrutide craze: peptides go mainstream - Friedberg's Supreme Court experience Now, picture Carlin on a stage with a neon sign flickering above: “OPEN BIAS, CLOSED CREDIBILITY.” He’d probably start with a growl, then hit the audience with a joke about targets and targets that miss, like a bow and arrow fired by a blind guy with a blueprint. Here’s how it would roll: - Bestie intros: Look, we’ve got “bestie intros.” It’s not a revolution, folks, it’s your reality show’s warm-up act. The same five ...
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You Can’t Make This CRAP Up! | Professor of Rock https://t.co/i9aQFdabsD

You Can’t Make This CRAP Up! | Professor of Rock https://t.co/i9aQFdabsD — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) May 1, 2026 May 1, 2026 at 02:11PM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com
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Legend Lambasted His CHEATING Lover in This Epic 70s Classic! | Professor of Rock https://t.co/VMnz28EFkK

Legend Lambasted His CHEATING Lover in This Epic 70s Classic! | Professor of Rock https://t.co/VMnz28EFkK — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) May 1, 2026 May 1, 2026 at 09:06AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com
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As of May 1, 2026 at 12:00AM, 1 BTC equals 77107.9375 USD.

As of May 1, 2026 at 12:00AM, 1 BTC equals 77107.9375 USD. — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) May 1, 2026 May 1, 2026 at 12:00AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com
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This guy... i mean... https://t.co/IT9y5x3yMC

This guy... i mean... https://t.co/IT9y5x3yMC — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Apr 30, 2026 April 30, 2026 at 04:44PM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com
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