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America's Next 250: Remember Who We Are

You want me to channel George Carlin for this? All right, here goes: The 2026 All-In Summit Intro Video — yeah, because nothing says cutting-edge like a hype reel built on a bunch of links and buzzwords. Follow the “besties” like you’re chasing the holy grail of startup mythology: - Chamath - Jason - David Sacks - Friedberg Because what the world really needs right now is another clique with a name and a logo, and somehow that makes progress. Follow on X, because apparently the future is a blue bird with a short attention span: https://ift.tt/DQO7RWX Follow on Instagram, because nothing screams innovator like a grid full of carefully posed car crashes of personality: https://ift.tt/oFS8uWp TikTok, for when you want to learn the secrets of venture capital between dancing dogs and lip-syncs: https://ift.tt/oMF6sDf LinkedIn, where we pretend the quarterly numbers and the existential dread are the same thing: https://ift.tt/iNFqnpB Intro Music Credit, because the soundtrack to capita...

Jared Isaacman: “state of NASA” means a roadmap to Moon-and-beyond with a side of nuclear NASA and human-only space drama. Also, a masterclass in plugging every sponsor into a 35-minute talk. Space Race 2.0? China and Russia brought the popcorn. #allin #tech #NASA #spaceexplora…

Jared Isaacman: “state of NASA” means a roadmap to Moon-and-beyond with a side of nuclear NASA and human-only space drama. Also, a masterclass in plugging every sponsor into a 35-minute talk. Space Race 2.0? China and Russia brought the popcorn. #allin #tech #NASA #spaceexplora… — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Sep 18, 2026 September 18, 2026 at 10:05AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

Jared Isaacman: A New Era for NASA and American Space Exploration

You want me to riff like George Carlin on this NASA, moon-shot, corporate-festival of tech buzzwords? Fine. Here’s a Carlin-flavored take: So here’s the big day at NASA, right? Jared Isaacman—yeah, a guy who’s got more titles than a DMV—tells us what space is now, and what it’s going to be, as if the stars are itching to sign up for a subscription plan. He’s laying out the state and the future of NASA like a corporate memo: “We’ll go back to the Moon, we’ll spin up new space industries, we’ll do Mars, we’ll recruit a bunch of astronauts, we’ll call it a ‘Nuclear NASA’ if we must, we’ll build new vehicles, and yes, the humans will be there because apparently robots aren’t dramatic enough.” Then we get the grown-up budget meeting: allocating capital toward scientific discovery and deep space research—because of course that’s where you park your money, right next to the ET parking garage and the tax write-offs for “helping humanity.” And just when you think the space race can’t get any ...

Behold the most unbelievablely worst video ever. Masterfully chaotic, endearingly awful, and somehow still trending for all the wrong reasons. If you’re into spectacular car crashes in slow motion, this is your content. #WorstVideoEver #Sarcasm #EpicFail… https://t.co/vxFKtGgjao

Behold the most unbelievablely worst video ever. Masterfully chaotic, endearingly awful, and somehow still trending for all the wrong reasons. If you’re into spectacular car crashes in slow motion, this is your content. #WorstVideoEver #Sarcasm #EpicFail… https://t.co/vxFKtGgjao — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Sep 18, 2026 September 18, 2026 at 09:04AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

June 30th 2025, Road trip across the country Hugoton KS Oklahoma https://t.co/FiBFUQVPYu

June 30th 2025, Road trip across the country Hugoton KS Oklahoma https://t.co/FiBFUQVPYu — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Sep 18, 2026 September 18, 2026 at 09:00AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

Buddy is on the loose !September 18, 2026 at 08:24AM

Buddy is on the loose !September 18, 2026 at 08:24AM — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Sep 18, 2026 September 18, 2026 at 08:24AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

9/17/2024 https://t.co/yLUJ4m77wt

9/17/2024 https://t.co/yLUJ4m77wt — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Sep 17, 2026 September 17, 2026 at 02:30PM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com