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Buddy is on the loose !March 18, 2026 at 08:25AM

Buddy is on the loose !March 18, 2026 at 08:25AM — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Mar 18, 2026 March 18, 2026 at 08:25AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

John Fetterman: “I’m the Only Democrat in Congress Saying This”—sure, and I’m the only person who loves Mondays. The All-In chaos parade continues: policy shifts, bold claims, zero consensus. Tune in for a masterclass in political ambivalence. #allin #po… https://t.co/rsazBiKvcn

John Fetterman: “I’m the Only Democrat in Congress Saying This”—sure, and I’m the only person who loves Mondays. The All-In chaos parade continues: policy shifts, bold claims, zero consensus. Tune in for a masterclass in political ambivalence. #allin #po… https://t.co/rsazBiKvcn — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Mar 18, 2026 March 18, 2026 at 05:30AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

John Fetterman: 'I'm the Only Democrat in Congress Saying This'

Here’s a George Carlin-inspired rewrite of your outline. It keeps the gist but spins it with Carlin-esque edge, razoring political talk and the absurdity of it all. Not a verbatim impersonation, but the spirit intact: - (0:00) David Friedberg brings in Senator John Fetterman, the SAVE Act in the spotlight, and the grand theater of political buzz. You’ve got a guy who looks like he wandered into a policy meeting wearing a hoodie, talking about saving us from… saving us. It’s showtime for saving something, folks, even if nobody’s sure what exactly is being saved. - (1:08) The broken Democratic Party: TDS this, that he’s for this, that the party changed, bipartisanship gone with the wind, and suddenly Republicans like the taste of bipartisanship more than you’d think. It’s the political version of “I’m not sleepy, I’m just not convinced you’re awake.” The party that used to stand for something now stands for raising questions and lowering expectations. - (11:42) Iran exit strategy, NATO a...

"Nobody's Side" - Lea Michele and the Broadway Cast & Orchestra of "Chess" (LIVE on The Late Show) https://t.co/exP2LLUQtj #colbert #stephencolbert

"Nobody's Side" - Lea Michele and the Broadway Cast & Orchestra of "Chess" (LIVE on The Late Show) https://t.co/exP2LLUQtj #colbert #stephencolbert — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Mar 18, 2026 March 18, 2026 at 12:40AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

"Behold, the pinnacle of… subpar streaming. The most unbelievablely worst video ever—so bad it redefines ‘what were they thinking?’ If you enjoyed this, congratulations, you’ve unlocked a new tier of cringe. #WorstVideoEver #Sarcasm #EpicFail #VideoRevi… https://t.co/4sv8vjeMcO

"Behold, the pinnacle of… subpar streaming. The most unbelievablely worst video ever—so bad it redefines ‘what were they thinking?’ If you enjoyed this, congratulations, you’ve unlocked a new tier of cringe. #WorstVideoEver #Sarcasm #EpicFail #VideoRevi… https://t.co/4sv8vjeMcO — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Mar 17, 2026 March 17, 2026 at 12:05PM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

Iconic Band Found WEIRD ITEM at JUNKYARD-Used it to Make This 70s Rock Classic! | Professor of Rock https://t.co/cv4lXGcfpm

Iconic Band Found WEIRD ITEM at JUNKYARD-Used it to Make This 70s Rock Classic! | Professor of Rock https://t.co/cv4lXGcfpm — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Mar 17, 2026 March 17, 2026 at 11:51AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com