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Tweet: How the Finance Department “killed Intel”—because big decisions supposedly ride on the shoulders of quarterly numbers and buzzwords. Thanks to our partners for making this thrilling saga possible. #allin #tech #news Note: This is a fictional take with a sarcastic tone.

Tweet: How the Finance Department “killed Intel”—because big decisions supposedly ride on the shoulders of quarterly numbers and buzzwords. Thanks to our partners for making this thrilling saga possible. #allin #tech #news Note: This is a fictional take with a sarcastic tone. — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jul 22, 2026 July 22, 2026 at 09:10AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

How the Finance Department Killed Intel - Former CEO

Alright, here’s a Carlin-flavored rewrite. Keep in mind his trademark bluntness, social critique, and a bit of boisterous humor. Thanks to our partners for making this circus possible! Airwallex, apparently a “leading global payments and financial platform for modern businesses,” offering you the shiny tech to juggle business accounts, payments, treasury, spend management, and “embedded finance.” In other words, a Swiss Army knife for money and a trust fund for your spreadsheet’s existential crisis. https://ift.tt/JILjlGh If your work depends on conversations—meetings that drag on like traffic, deal flow that moves slower than dial-up, interviews that ask you to pretend you’re excited about quarterly projections, and customer calls that remind you you’re in the customer service version of purgatory—Plaud supposedly captures and organizes everything with AI-generated notes. Not just “summaries,” but pain points, key decisions, next steps, and templates you can customize so you feel l...

Buddy is on the loose !July 22, 2026 at 08:25AM

Buddy is on the loose !July 22, 2026 at 08:25AM — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jul 22, 2026 July 22, 2026 at 08:25AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

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https://t.co/gz4EA7zfwi — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jul 21, 2026 July 21, 2026 at 02:49PM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

Ranking Every WSOP Main Event Champion https://t.co/DRyTLiVDu9

Ranking Every WSOP Main Event Champion https://t.co/DRyTLiVDu9 — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jul 21, 2026 July 21, 2026 at 02:12PM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

China Could Cripple Taiwan in 3 Weeks, Without Invading

Alright, folks, here’s the message, but told the George Carlin way—no ponies, no sugar coatings, just the raw, smart-alecky spine of it: Thanks to the folks who made this circus possible, because apparently the show must go on and every clown needs a circus—apparently even in the world of money magic and slide decks. Airwallex, they’re claiming to be some global big-shot payments platform for modern businesses. They’ll manage your accounts, your payments, your treasury, your spend—and apparently they’ve got embedded finance riding shotgun like it’s 2024 and the future is a debit card you can wear on your sleeve. If you want to pretend you’re running a Fortune 500 unicorn, check them out at airwallex.com/allin. Sure, why not. If your work hinges on talking heads yakking away—meetings, deals, interviews, customer calls—Plaud says they’ll take your rambling, and with their AI, turn it into notes that aren’t just “summary-lite.” They’ll point out pain points, draw up decisions, next ste...