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“The Connection To My Mother” - David Letterman’s Fondest Recollection About His “Late Show” https://t.co/8gFcLKFTLb #colbert #stephencolbert

“The Connection To My Mother” - David Letterman’s Fondest Recollection About His “Late Show” https://t.co/8gFcLKFTLb #colbert #stephencolbert — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) May 15, 2026 May 15, 2026 at 12:40AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

As of May 15, 2026 at 12:00AM, 1 BTC equals 80605.7188 USD.

As of May 15, 2026 at 12:00AM, 1 BTC equals 80605.7188 USD. — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) May 15, 2026 May 15, 2026 at 12:00AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

Handshake Dominance | Trump: I Only Say The Truth | Fox News In China | The Snack Crisis https://t.co/7UOJu3L5Vb #colbert #stephencolbert

Handshake Dominance | Trump: I Only Say The Truth | Fox News In China | The Snack Crisis https://t.co/7UOJu3L5Vb #colbert #stephencolbert — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) May 15, 2026 May 14, 2026 at 08:55PM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

Where In The World Is Tony Dokoupil? https://t.co/0XCviqdDUo #colbert #stephencolbert

Where In The World Is Tony Dokoupil? https://t.co/0XCviqdDUo #colbert #stephencolbert — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) May 15, 2026 May 14, 2026 at 07:30PM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

I walked into my boss’s office and fired myself—because https://t.co/x3DEJ4F30o made it so easy even I could do it. Thanks to our partner for enabling this miracle. And yes, advertisers, this platform with an $11B run rate is real. Closed beta, open wind… https://t.co/BR8o9cg47J

I walked into my boss’s office and fired myself—because https://t.co/x3DEJ4F30o made it so easy even I could do it. Thanks to our partner for enabling this miracle. And yes, advertisers, this platform with an $11B run rate is real. Closed beta, open wind… https://t.co/BR8o9cg47J — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) May 14, 2026 May 14, 2026 at 12:40PM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

“I Walked Into My Boss's Office and Fired Myself”

Alright, here’s a Carlin-esque take: Thanks to our partner Axon.ai for laminar-ing the universe of this nonsense into existence. Most advertisers have no idea what the hell Axon.ai is, even though it supposedly runs the whole damn ad business with an $11 billion a year expense account. It’s the platform the suits pretend they’re excited about, while the rest of us pretend to believe them. Axon.ai by AppLovin — 1 BILLION daily active users, full-screen video ads that you pretend not to watch for a median 35 seconds, and businesses somehow pour hundreds of thousands of dollars a day into this carnival ride like it’s a fountain of revenue. Advertiser access is in closed beta. The window is open at axon.ai/allin, if you’ve got the secret handshake and the patience of a saint. Follow the “besties” if you must: - Chamath - Jason - David Sacks - Friedberg Follow on X (the platform that’s probably rebranding next week): - theallinpod Follow on Instagram: - theallinpod Follow on TikTok:...