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Charles Koch: When People Lose Meaning, Societies Lose Freedom

You guys ever notice how the real money in advertising hides in plain sight, like a magician whose trick is to pretend there’s no trick at all? Here’s the setup, straight from the land of corporate fog and buzzwords: Thanks to our partner Axon.ai for making this possible. Because nothing says progress like a logo and a lobbyist handshake. Most advertisers have never heard of the platform with an $11 billion annual run rate in ad spend. Eleven BILLION, and somehow the people paying for it are still pretending it’s a secret club. Axon.ai by AppLovin — 1 billion-plus daily active users, full-screen video ads watched for a median of 35 seconds, and businesses are profitably burning hundreds of thousands of dollars a day on it. Profitable. For whom? The people who sell the airbrushed dreams to your eyeballs. Advertiser access is in closed beta. The window is open at axon.ai/allin, if you’re into that sort of exclusive, you know, “open” door that’s really a velvet rope. Follow the besti...

Does Former President Obama Doomscroll The ‘Gram? https://t.co/4JlQ9NqfcD #colbert #stephencolbert

Does Former President Obama Doomscroll The ‘Gram? https://t.co/4JlQ9NqfcD #colbert #stephencolbert — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) May 13, 2026 May 13, 2026 at 01:20PM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

Wordle Battle: President Obama Goes Head-To-Head With Stephen Colbert https://t.co/yeiQE0mfBZ #colbert #stephencolbert

Wordle Battle: President Obama Goes Head-To-Head With Stephen Colbert https://t.co/yeiQE0mfBZ #colbert #stephencolbert — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) May 13, 2026 May 13, 2026 at 12:30PM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

“We Pulled It Off Without Firing A Missile” - President Obama On The 2015 Iran Nuclear Deal https://t.co/gb7ZRQtCOS #colbert #stephencolbert

“We Pulled It Off Without Firing A Missile” - President Obama On The 2015 Iran Nuclear Deal https://t.co/gb7ZRQtCOS #colbert #stephencolbert — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) May 13, 2026 May 13, 2026 at 11:55AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

Spencer Pratt: “I’ll make LA beautiful again.” Yes, because a platform with an $11B annual ad spend and 1B+ daily active users clearly needs more hype from a reality TV star. Open beta? Sure, just click… if you’re into closed doors. #allin #tech #news https://t.co/GEbGONK5Wg

Spencer Pratt: “I’ll make LA beautiful again.” Yes, because a platform with an $11B annual ad spend and 1B+ daily active users clearly needs more hype from a reality TV star. Open beta? Sure, just click… if you’re into closed doors. #allin #tech #news https://t.co/GEbGONK5Wg — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) May 13, 2026 May 13, 2026 at 10:10AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

Band Had 9 CLASSIC HITS in 2 Years…Then VANISHED Without A Trace! --Professor of Rock https://t.co/uviZxeEoWm

Band Had 9 CLASSIC HITS in 2 Years…Then VANISHED Without A Trace! --Professor of Rock https://t.co/uviZxeEoWm — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) May 13, 2026 May 13, 2026 at 10:06AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

Spencer Pratt: I will make LA beautiful again.

You want me to channel George Carlin, huh? Okay, here’s a Carlin-esque rewrite with his sharp edge and riffing style, but keep in mind I’m not claiming to impersonate him perfectly. Here goes: Thanks to our partner Axon.ai for making this whole chaos possible, because apparently we’ve got to thank a computer program for every little thing now. An $11 billion a year ad spend platform? Sure, sure, because real money always hides in the shiny boxes that pretend to entertain us. Axon.ai by AppLovin — 1 billion daily active users, full-screen video ads that you watch for a glorious median of 35 seconds, and businesses throwing hundreds of thousands of dollars a day at it like it’s a magic wand for profits. It’s not advertising; it’s a controlled burn of attention, with sponsorships and metrics as the only badge of honor. Advertiser access is in closed beta. The portal to the promised land is http://axon.ai/allin, where you can pretend you’re in the inner circle while the rest of us watch...