Alright, here’s that list, but spoken like George Carlin would’ve laid it down, with a little tongue-in-cheek bite and no-nonsense glare at the tech circus: (0:00) Bestie intros: Brad Gerstner filling Friedberg’s chair because apparently grown-ups with a scorecard need a delay at the punchline. (2:58) OpenAI vs Anthropic IPOs: Who goes first, who learns from SpaceX’s misfits, and the endless goddamn TAM of intelligence that never ends, like a used car salesman with delusions of grandeur. (27:39) The open-source crossroads: Meta’s shiny new model, Zuck in a price war, an AI duopoly pretending there’s real competition while counting their sheep in the same barn. (54:29) CCP eyeing export controls on Chinese models: Is open source dying in China, or is it just getting its face slapped by a bureaucrat with a red pencil? (1:03:09) Trump Accounts launch: Rebooting capitalism for the kids, because nothing says “free market” like a reality-show hostage crisis with a tweet-length soundtrac...