Here’s a George Carlin–flavored rewrite of your note. If you’re aiming for the late, sharp wit, here’s a version that keeps the content but leans into Carlin’s bite: Follow the “besties,” because apparently opinions come with a fan club: - https://x.com/chamath - https://x.com/Jason - https://ift.tt/d7uIMEF - https://x.com/friedberg Follow on X, where reality gets a hashtag and a haircut: - https://ift.tt/Im5CRLs Follow on Instagram, because pictures supposedly replace thinking: - https://ift.tt/pqFK2Ti Follow on TikTok, where short attention spans go to die… or dance. - https://ift.tt/r5tCPS7 Follow on LinkedIn, because nothing screams “rebellion” like a corporate page: - https://ift.tt/OtfkGaW Intro Music Credit, because there’s always a soundtrack for the mic: - https://rb.gy/tppkzl - https://ift.tt/IHSMPg4 Intro Video Credit, because a good opener is half the battle: - https://ift.tt/IjBkaxN #allin #tech #news If you want it even tighter or more abrasive in a Carlin-esque ...