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You ever notice how the people with the money who own the ads think they’re the stars? Thanks to our partners for making this possible—because nothing says “trust us with your billion-dollar business” like a few clever logos on a slide. Most advertisers have never heard of the platform with an $11 billion annual run rate in ad spend. AppLovin Ads—1 billion-plus daily active users, full-screen video ads you can’t escape, watched for a median of 35 seconds, and businesses laying out hundreds of thousands of dollars a day to fund the dream. Access? Closed beta, baby. The window is open at https://ift.tt/Wn052Pe. Nasdaq—yeah, the guys who claim to have the tech and the markets wrapped around their little fingers. Nexus of technology and finance, premier platforms, services, insights, markets expertise—because who doesn’t want a splash of Wall Street glitter with their morning coffee? https://nasdaq.com And a special shout-out to @RAISESummit for hosting us in Paris—because nothing says ...

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You know what I want to thank? The folks who made this circus possible. The partners who write the checks and pretend they’re doing us a favor by letting us borrow their ego for a few minutes. Let me tell you a little about the “ordinary” advertisers out there who’ve never even heard of the platform with an $11 billion annual ad-spend run rate. AppLovin Ads. One billion daily active users. Full-screen video ads you’re supposed to watch for a median of 35 seconds. And businesses dropping hundreds of thousands of dollars a day on it like it’s a charity bake sale for smartphones. Access to this playground? Closed beta. The open window is at https://ift.tt/Wn052Pe, if you’re into door prizes you’ll never win. Now, Nasdaq—they love to position themselves as the tech-nerd-at-the-gala. The nexus of technology and capital markets, offering premier platforms, services, all that jazz, supposedly with “unmatched technology, insights, and market expertise.” Translation: we’ve got the fancy toys ...

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Brad Gerstner: “Companies will pay 5x more for the best AI.” Groundbreaking business wisdom, right? If only reality were that simple. Still, the hot takes are hot. #allin #tech #news https://t.co/AgrvovHI0w — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jul 13, 2026 July 13, 2026 at 02:05PM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

I’ll give you a George Carlin-flavored rewrite, but keep it clean and not spoofing living individuals too directly. Here’s a Carlin-esque riff that captures the vibe without impersonating specific people: Here’s the deal, folks: follow the besties, because apparently that’s what passes for wisdom these days. You’ve got a lineup that looks like a wall of screensavers from a late-night stockroom: - Chamath, Jason, David Sacks, and Friedberg. I mean, names that sound like a fortune-cookie factory exploded. Follow them, because nothing says “truth” like curated clips and hot takes from people who apparently never sleep, or never admit they’re wrong, or both. There’s more on X: - The All-In crew—follow the podcast feed, because what the world needs is more opinions we can’t verify in real time, more “hot takes” dressed up as analysis, more reminders that the internet never forgets your best and worst moments. On Instagram, on TikTok, on LinkedIn: - Instagram, TikTok, LinkedIn—where we co...