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Here’s a clean, tweet-ready version with a sarcastic edge and hashtags: What happens when AI tokens cost more than your employees? Oh wait, that’s not a headline—it's a budget forecast. Buckle up, besties. #allin #tech #news Note: I’ve kept it concise and within 280 character… — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Feb 18, 2026 February 18, 2026 at 08:45AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

Sure—here’s a George Carlin-esque rewrite of that social-shared notice: Follow the so-called “besties,” folks: - https://x.com/chamath - https://x.com/Jason - https://ift.tt/yszTb01 - https://x.com/friedberg Follow on X: - https://ift.tt/3xBauDr Follow on Instagram: - https://ift.tt/8KvtOR9 Follow on TikTok: - https://ift.tt/EvJL2XW Follow on LinkedIn: - https://ift.tt/SH8XGlW Intro Music Credit: - https://rb.gy/tppkzl - https://ift.tt/c7RHShi Intro Video Credit: - https://ift.tt/BdEYsAb #allin #tech #news If you want a sharper Carlin tone (edgy, observational, satirical) we can punch up a bit more with a few zingers or a short intro line. Let me know the length and level of bite you’re aiming for.

Why The EU's Deadliest Border is in Africa https://t.co/GmG3Lcrm3r — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Feb 18, 2026 February 18, 2026 at 06:59AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

A Typo In The First Line Of The Declaration Of Independence? - Walter Isaacson Explains https://t.co/5vjWsacymV #colbert #stephencolbert — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Feb 18, 2026 February 18, 2026 at 01:25AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

As of February 18, 2026 at 12:00AM, 1 BTC equals 67791.1484 USD. — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Feb 18, 2026 February 18, 2026 at 12:00AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

Buddy is on the loose !February 17, 2026 at 07:25PM — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Feb 18, 2026 February 17, 2026 at 07:25PM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com