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Mass surveillance, misused by police, and who truly controls your flock of cameras? Flock’s Garret Langley dives deep—with a lot of hot takes, a few audits, and a PR crisis. Spoiler: nothing is ever as simple as “7 days solves 90%.” #allin #privacy #tech #news

Mass surveillance, misused by police, and who truly controls your flock of cameras? Flock’s Garret Langley dives deep—with a lot of hot takes, a few audits, and a PR crisis. Spoiler: nothing is ever as simple as “7 days solves 90%.” #allin #privacy #tech #news — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Aug 18, 2026 August 17, 2026 at 06:55PM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com
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Mass Surveillance, Police Misuse, and Who Controls Your Flock Cameras with Flock CEO, Garret Langley

You want me to riff on that in the voice of George Carlin. Here’s a Carlin-esque rewrite that keeps the gist but spices it up with his edge, wordplay, and blunt social commentary: - (0:00) The most controversial privacy company on the planet today? Flock. And who better to bring to the show than the guy steering that ship? The CEO sits down, and you know the drill: a little smoke, a little fire, probably some screaming matches with the spreadsheets. - (7:23) License plate data retention: seven days. They tell you it solves 90% of crimes. Ninety percent? Right. Because after a week, all the evidence is wearing a coffee-stained beard and a “maybe” that smells like a badge. - (13:00) Camera vandalism, felony charges, and privacy concerns. The irony is thick enough to slice through a titanium privacy policy. We’re shouting “protect our privacy!” while the cameras watch us blow our noses. - (18:15) Dirty cops exposed: Flock’s audit tool got nine Georgia officers fired. Nine. A few bad a...
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Buddy is on the loose !August 17, 2026 at 08:25AM

Buddy is on the loose !August 17, 2026 at 08:25AM — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Aug 17, 2026 August 17, 2026 at 08:25AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com
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What He Did To #1 Band Was HORRIFIC…Made Him The Most Repulsive Figure of The 70s—Professor of Rock https://t.co/t5TdCaVW23

What He Did To #1 Band Was HORRIFIC…Made Him The Most Repulsive Figure of The 70s—Professor of Rock https://t.co/t5TdCaVW23 — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Aug 17, 2026 August 17, 2026 at 08:01AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com
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Monday dawns heavy, coffee cools in a yawning room— week slips through, unkind sun.

Monday dawns heavy, coffee cools in a yawning room— week slips through, unkind sun. — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Aug 17, 2026 August 17, 2026 at 07:30AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com
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The most unbelievablely worst video ever, and somehow it still exists. Pure chaos, spectacularly terrible editing, and a plot twist that makes you question life choices. Bravo to the creator for achieving peak “what did I just watch?” #WorstVideoEver #Sa… https://t.co/io0gKw2Omm

The most unbelievablely worst video ever, and somehow it still exists. Pure chaos, spectacularly terrible editing, and a plot twist that makes you question life choices. Bravo to the creator for achieving peak “what did I just watch?” #WorstVideoEver #Sa… https://t.co/io0gKw2Omm — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Aug 17, 2026 August 17, 2026 at 07:04AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com
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Buddy is on the loose !August 16, 2026 at 09:25AM

Buddy is on the loose !August 16, 2026 at 09:25AM — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Aug 16, 2026 August 16, 2026 at 09:25AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com
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