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Alright, here’s a George Carlin-inspired rewrite. I’ll keep the essence, punchy edge, and some of his cadence without copying any specific lines. Follow the besties: https://x.com/chamath https://x.com/Jason https://ift.tt/ZwxAhON https://x.com/friedberg Follow on X: https://ift.tt/cHOT3ZF Follow on Instagram: https://ift.tt/eqMa1UT Follow on TikTok: https://ift.tt/UsxP65L Follow on LinkedIn: https://ift.tt/XQE1CfW Intro Music Credit: https://rb.gy/tppkzl https://ift.tt/VaZHmi5 Intro Video Credit: https://ift.tt/OgXyvNJ #allin #tech #news Now, in the spirit of Carlin, a rough, unapologetic rewrite: Listen up, folks. We’ve got some links to chase, some "follow buttons" to press, and a few credits to toss into the hat like car keys at a college party. It’s the modern circus, and yes, the clowns still call it “content creation.” We’ve got the usual suspects—pillars of the tech economy, the overlords of the algorithm, the dreamers who think a startup can fix everything with a spr...

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Band Wrote a 44 Minute Song MOCKING Prog Rock...Became a Classic! | Professor of Rock https://t.co/EDlZpHPoRt — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Feb 28, 2026 February 28, 2026 at 10:01AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

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Some days, the to-do list reads like a choose-your-own-adventure novel where every path ends in a triumphant, shoulders-shrugging sigh. You start with the simplest item—make coffee—and somehow you’ve reordered your entire life, including the shelf you forgot you own. Welcome to the modern art of productivity: the artful artlessness of getting things done without becoming someone’s personal calendar invite. Let’s face it: productivity advice loves to promise miracles. If you only do these three things, your emails will mysteriously respond in perfect, witty prose; your inbox will bow to your every command; and your existential dread will file an economic report by 5 p.m. The truth is kinder and a little ridiculous: small, repeatable actions beat heroic, filmed-in-4K outbreaks of motivation every single time. Step one: lower the bar with a tiny, ridiculous commitment. Tell yourself you’ll write one sentence. Just one. If you’re feeling fancy, number it. “1) Open document.” If that’s t...

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Late Show Book Club with "Vigil" Author George Saunders https://t.co/AViuSSim6C #colbert #stephencolbert — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Feb 27, 2026 February 27, 2026 at 06:00AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

Wyatt Russell Learned How To Build Violins. But Can He Play One? https://t.co/HOYtUna03L #colbert #stephencolbert — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Feb 27, 2026 February 27, 2026 at 12:50AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

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Enjoyed somePinky's Doughnuts at Carousel Bar at #Plaza #LasVegaa 🍸 #lasvegas Met a doughnut that rolled into my life wearing a pink bow and a wink. SomePinky's Doughnuts found a glittering home at Carousel Bar, and I found a moment where the drink menu and the dessert menu decided to duet rather than duel. If you’ve ever wondered what happens when a candy shop crashes a tiki bar, this is your spoiler-free summary: joy happens. The Carousel Bar, already a circular stage for cocktails and confessions, gently spun me into a new favorite habit. The drink? probably not important to the point of obsession, but let’s just say it had a good personality—balanced, a little cheeky, and with enough citrus to keep the conversation lively. The doughnut? A perfect sidecar partner in crime: a bite-sized riot of sweetness with a crust that gives way to a soft, almost enlightenment-worthy center. SomePinky's Doughnuts aren’t shy about their presence. They plop onto the plate with the co...

Helping Families Deal With High Beef Prices https://t.co/xSzYUB8NcX #colbert #stephencolbert — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Feb 27, 2026 February 26, 2026 at 07:10PM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

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Exec Forced Icon to Write Hit…Wrote DUMBEST SONG he Could Think of…Became a Smash!-Professor of Rock https://t.co/dquiwrPtq6 — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Feb 26, 2026 2026-02-26T16:01:36+00:00 Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

Stephen Colbert Presents: That's Gyat. Spill The Tea Babygirl, Skibidi Toilet! https://t.co/dsnRZ6yzGT #colbert #stephencolbert — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Feb 26, 2026 2026-02-26T09:45:27+00:00 Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

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He Wrote Icon’s Biggest Hit…How She REPAID him Was REVOLTING! | Professor of Rock https://t.co/jG7BRzNu0E — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Feb 25, 2026 2026-02-25T19:11:05+00:00 Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

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John Dickerson: Justice Gorsuch's Opinion "Judgesplained" Presidential Power To Trump https://t.co/kon38fZGQ4 #colbert #stephencolbert — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Feb 25, 2026 2026-02-25T09:40:24+00:00 Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

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“Vigil” by George Saunders #colbert #books #shorts https://t.co/TR2CV1Skj0 #colbert #stephencolbert — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Feb 24, 2026 2026-02-24T19:01:19+00:00 Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

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"My Year Of Yes" - Why Ray Romano Is On Broadway With Nicholas Braun, Jenny Slate And Jake Shane https://t.co/YOk3LXMk2A #colbert #stephencolbert — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Feb 24, 2026 2026-02-24T08:50:42+00:00 Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

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Blizzard of '26: Snowicane vs. Thundersnow | Miracles In Milano | SCOTUS: Trump Can't Tariff https://t.co/icxdTtOwxd #colbert #stephencolbert — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Feb 24, 2026 2026-02-24T05:10:20+00:00 Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

Kash Patel Ruins Hockey https://t.co/KNFiqFtx9E #colbert #stephencolbert — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Feb 24, 2026 2026-02-24T03:10:47+00:00 Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

Colbert Before Air: Stephen Dishes with Julia Roberts About Evie and "Does This Taste Funny?" https://t.co/p4Y4JhFDRb #colbert #stephencolbert — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Feb 23, 2026 February 23, 2026 at 11:15AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

This 70s Song Made Kid's Test Scores SKYROCKET & as Adults We STILL Love It! | Professor of Rock https://t.co/MB4E4WHuLq — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Feb 23, 2026 February 23, 2026 at 08:21AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

Mondays creep in slow, coffee bites the dawn awake — clock yawns, sighs, and zero. — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Feb 23, 2026 February 23, 2026 at 07:30AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

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IMPERSONATION of #1 Singer Is SO GOOD-He Pulled ULTIMATE PRANK on Icon's Family! | Professor of Rock https://t.co/oyQwKO0dli — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Feb 21, 2026 February 21, 2026 at 12:01PM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

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Most Don’t Realize This 80s Hit is About Singer’s Real Life ABDUCTION by Aliens! | Professor of Rock https://t.co/g5KpyrFzQF — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Feb 21, 2026 February 21, 2026 at 08:01AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

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Sure. Here’s a concise, sarcastic tweet under 280 characters with hashtags: “Do you see how scary this is? AI agents talking around human guardrails, courtesy of CrowdStrike CEO. Groundbreaking. Thanks to our partner for making this happen! (Because wha… https://t.co/tPimeCTngt — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Feb 20, 2026 February 20, 2026 at 12:15PM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

Alright, here it goes in a George Carlin-esque vein, with his edge and no-bullshit tone: Thanks to our partner for makin’ this happen! And by “partner,” I mean the grown-ups in the room who actually know what a balance sheet is and how to pretend they enjoy it. On Public, you can throw your money into stocks, options, bonds, and crypto. Plus, you can cobble together your own fancy index with AI, as if you needed more reasons to pretend you’re smarter than the market. It’s all there. A one-stop shop for people who take investing very seriously... or at least seriously enough to post about it on social media between lunch breaks. Get started at https://public.com — investing for those who take it seriously, and for those who like to say they take it seriously while checking their portfolio every five minutes. Follow the besties: - https://x.com/chamath - https://x.com/Jason - https://ift.tt/Rq38WMF - https://x.com/friedberg Follow on X: - https://ift.tt/L6JBIz3 Follow on Instagram: - htt...

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We Had to RE-EDIT & RE-UPLOAD this VIDEO 4 TIMES Cuz of the TITLE of This Song! | Professor of Rock https://t.co/X80iL6U1JX — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Feb 20, 2026 February 20, 2026 at 09:11AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

Melissa McCarthy On The Bizarre Pleasure Of Singing A Duet With Barbra Streisand https://t.co/DpsoBL4l9T #colbert #stephencolbert — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Feb 20, 2026 February 20, 2026 at 01:40AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

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Sen. Jon Ossoff On "The Epstein Class" And The Lie At The Core Of Donald Trump's Political Project https://t.co/gswZh5yUa6 #colbert #stephencolbert — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Feb 19, 2026 February 19, 2026 at 01:05AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

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Here’s a clean, tweet-ready version with a sarcastic edge and hashtags: What happens when AI tokens cost more than your employees? Oh wait, that’s not a headline—it's a budget forecast. Buckle up, besties. #allin #tech #news Note: I’ve kept it concise and within 280 character… — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Feb 18, 2026 February 18, 2026 at 08:45AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

Sure—here’s a George Carlin-esque rewrite of that social-shared notice: Follow the so-called “besties,” folks: - https://x.com/chamath - https://x.com/Jason - https://ift.tt/yszTb01 - https://x.com/friedberg Follow on X: - https://ift.tt/3xBauDr Follow on Instagram: - https://ift.tt/8KvtOR9 Follow on TikTok: - https://ift.tt/EvJL2XW Follow on LinkedIn: - https://ift.tt/SH8XGlW Intro Music Credit: - https://rb.gy/tppkzl - https://ift.tt/c7RHShi Intro Video Credit: - https://ift.tt/BdEYsAb #allin #tech #news If you want a sharper Carlin tone (edgy, observational, satirical) we can punch up a bit more with a few zingers or a short intro line. Let me know the length and level of bite you’re aiming for.

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A Typo In The First Line Of The Declaration Of Independence? - Walter Isaacson Explains https://t.co/5vjWsacymV #colbert #stephencolbert — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Feb 18, 2026 February 18, 2026 at 01:25AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

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Robert Duvall: Celebrating The Life And Career Of A Hollywood Legend https://t.co/S7AHYEFoQ6 #colbert #stephencolbert — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Feb 17, 2026 February 17, 2026 at 09:45AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

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#1 Band's 1978 Record Sold 10 MILLION—But a CREEPY B-Side OverShadowed EVERY Song!—Professor of Rock https://t.co/fWFxIbQV3f — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Feb 17, 2026 February 17, 2026 at 08:01AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

"Sometimes I Have To Throw Down" - Jennifer Garner Likes Characters Who Can Fight If They Have To https://t.co/VAbePbCVpq #colbert #stephencolbert — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Feb 17, 2026 February 17, 2026 at 12:40AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

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Kristi Noem: A Boss With Benefits | Obama's Alien Coverup | How Not To Eat Your Food https://t.co/eTC9tDNlOh #colbert #stephencolbert — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Feb 17, 2026 February 16, 2026 at 10:15PM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

This Presidents' Day, Forget All Your Worries https://t.co/oFvuubK4Gv #colbert #stephencolbert — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Feb 17, 2026 February 16, 2026 at 08:50PM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

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They Are BY FAR...The MOST FRUSTRATING Band in Rock History! | Professor of Rock https://t.co/Ejq9Vco8Gd — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Feb 16, 2026 February 16, 2026 at 08:11AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

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Gave Song to Wife for B-Day…She RUINED MOMENT When She ASKED for the PUBLISHING! | Professor of Rock https://t.co/1laxqSUTwD — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Feb 14, 2026 February 14, 2026 at 08:01AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

David Friedberg drops a “hidden debt crisis” hot take—because nothing says credibility like alarm bells with zero receipts. Spoiler: the dollar won’t crash today, but the hype train sure is loud. Follow the besties and pretend it’s not a marketing moment… https://t.co/svB39rD8sN — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Feb 14, 2026 February 14, 2026 at 07:15AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

You want me to rewrite that junket of links into a George Carlin-esque riff? Fine. Here’s the Carlin flavor without pretending I’m him, because I’m not—but I’ll capture the spirit. Follow the “besties” you barely know: Follow these links into the void of social validation: - https://x.com/chamath - https://x.com/Jason - https://ift.tt/H9PeOuE - https://x.com/friedberg Follow on X, because we all love the character limit and the illusion of connection: - https://ift.tt/kpAnNcM Follow on Instagram, where the carefully curated misery is just a tap away: - https://ift.tt/ksgmfK8 Follow on TikTok, where wisdom is compressed into 15 seconds of noise: - https://ift.tt/8NFxM9E Follow on LinkedIn, the professional version of the same parade: - https://ift.tt/hcKDg6s Intro Music Credit: - https://rb.gy/tppkzl - https://ift.tt/zt78wZP Intro Video Credit: - https://ift.tt/fBqRe06 #allin #tech #news If you want a sharper Carlin-style punch, give me a target tone—more acerbic, more cynical, or more ...

You know you’ve hit peak adulting when your hobby becomes a legit topic of discourse on the internet, and by that, I mean the sacred art of beer. Welcome to a brisk stroll through a hops-filled wonderland where every glass is a tiny, effervescent stand-up routine. Grab a mug, relax your jaw from all those chewable life decisions, and let me spill some sudsy wisdom. Beer is the original social network. Before there were hashtags and trending topics, there were pints and conversations that flowed like a well-timed punchline. A shout-out to the folks who think beer is just calories in a can—those folks clearly haven’t met the two things beer does best: pairings and puns. Try describing your day to a bartender and watch your life become a choose-your-own-adventure in which the options are hops-forward, citrus-twisted, or coffee-kicked. Spoiler: you’ve picked option three and ordered a brewer’s breakfast stout at noon. Nothing wrong with that. It’s lunch with a side of entrepreneurial spiri...

If you’ve spent any time wandering the neon-lit labyrinth of Fremont Street, you’ve probably heard a grand proclamation: “We want more people to visit Fremont Street.” It’s not just a slogan; it’s a full-on customer-pleasing, selfie-generating, can-you-believe-this-arcade-of-glitter kind of mission. And who are we to argue with a mission that sparkles brighter than a disco ball powered by pure optimism? Let’s be honest: Fremont Street is the kind of place where the streetlight jokes are punny, the pigeons do synchronized head-bobbing to the music, and the vintage signs scream “YESTERDAY WAS AWESOME” with more swagger than most teenagers at a slam poem contest. It’s the kind of street where you can lose track of time while trying to decide if you should ride the zip line or just ride the nostalgia train that smells faintly of popcorn and decision fatigue. Why should more people visit? Because Fremont Street is less about a destination and more about a dare you give to your own comfort z...

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DJ Accidentally FLIPPED RECORD Over & Played B-Side...Hit #1 OVERNIGHT! | Professor of Rock https://t.co/XReYpf5d5d — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Feb 13, 2026 February 13, 2026 at 03:46PM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

Debt Spiral or NEW Golden Age? Super Bowl insider trading, booming token budgets, Ferrari EV going viral. Yeah, totally normal for a “serious” econ show. Predictions, markets, and on-prem AI—because nothing says stability like chaos dressed as progress. … https://t.co/KJhRQtzubU — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Feb 13, 2026 February 13, 2026 at 03:05PM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

You want this done in the voice of George Carlin. Here’s a Carlin-flavored rewrite of the rundown and linked bits, minus the explicit promo clutter and with a bite that lands like a kick to the everyday absurdity. - Bestie intros: two people, one microphone, a pile of opinions so big it needs its own zip code. And they pretend it’s “conversation,” when really it’s a couple of folks polishing shiny nonsense for the next dopamine hit. - AI updates: On-prem comeback, token budgets surpass salaries. Our silicon overlords whisper, “Save your pennies, humans; we’ll crunch them for you.” The budget is a soapbox made of numbers, and the soap is your future—slippery, expensive, and somehow still sold as progress. - Prediction markets: Super Bowl insider trading, how to police? Welcome to the grand arena where prophecy meets profit, where every hot take comes with a price tag and a lawyer’s number. How do you police it? You don’t. You regulate the racket. You tell the truth and people hear somet...

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I HATED this Band…Till I Got To Know Them... | Professor of Rock https://t.co/xoKYufL1XR — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Feb 13, 2026 February 13, 2026 at 08:16AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

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Brian Wilson Accidentally RECORDED the WRONG LYRICS...Made Song a CLASSIC! | Professor Of Rock https://t.co/q6g81OoPpD — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Feb 13, 2026 February 12, 2026 at 05:06PM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

No Human Being Can HIT This IMPOSSIBLE-SCORCHED EARTH NOTE...Except This ICON! | Professor of Rock https://t.co/kmQfeBhoiV — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Feb 12, 2026 February 12, 2026 at 12:56PM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

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She Could’ve Been BIGGER than Adele But As She Was BLOWING UP She was Kidnapped | Professor of Rock https://t.co/YfYNMLYzMY — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Feb 12, 2026 February 12, 2026 at 08:01AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

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Band was HUMILIATED At OSCARS When They Had To Watch an AWFUL Cover of Their HIT!--Professor of Rock https://t.co/pRpxcI4Pe1 — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Feb 11, 2026 February 11, 2026 at 10:56AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

Thread: Inside the UK’s Free Speech Crackdown — "You might not be different from China for long..." We break down what’s changing and why it matters. Because nothing screams 'freedom' like tighter rules. Follow the All-In squad: #allin #tech #news https://t.co/tS3Serd361 — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Feb 11, 2026 February 11, 2026 at 10:16AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

I can’t imitate George Carlin’s exact voice, but here’s a Carlin-inspired rewrite that captures a sharp, observational edge without copying his bits. Follow the besties. That’s right—the parade of names pretending to be your guiding light while selling you the illusion that you’re in on the future. Chamath, Jason, DMFalpX, Friedberg—four characters in a digital reliquary, each one a bell to ring whenever someone wants your attention more than your own damn thoughts. And this chorus of “followers” isn’t about wisdom; it’s about validation, sponsored by the feeling that you’re somehow closer to truth because you clicked a link. Follow on X: https://ift.tt/QN2LfdT Because nothing says independence like letting a platform tell you who you should follow and what you should believe, all while they monetize your time like a hooker with a spreadsheet. Follow on Instagram: https://ift.tt/zOgP8VU A gallery of faces that never ages, and a feed that ages you right back—one curated highlight at a t...

It has Some of DUMBEST LYRICS of the 70s But EVERYBODY Loves this CLASSIC!| Professor of Rock https://t.co/GzFq8EcdIP — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Feb 11, 2026 February 11, 2026 at 08:11AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

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I can’t imitate George Carlin, but here’s a Carlin-inspired rewrite that keeps your content and gives it a sharp, observational edge without claiming to be him. Follow the besties: https://x.com/chamath https://x.com/Jason https://ift.tt/5CWxDFj https://x.com/friedberg Follow on X: https://ift.tt/dxDJOUE Follow on Instagram: https://ift.tt/uDyUR1b Follow on TikTok: https://ift.tt/38haAmb Follow on LinkedIn: https://ift.tt/NR6vqY2 Intro Music Credit: https://rb.gy/tppkzl https://ift.tt/f8JYvUF Intro Video Credit: https://ift.tt/JCiVTcP #allin #tech #news Now, in true sharp-witted fashion: this is the modern church of “Follow.” A procession of handles and links, where the sacred text is a notification ping and salvation means another follower count goes up by one. We’ve got the mood music and the behind-the-scenes credits, the credits for the credits, all sold as production values for a sermon on the sanctity of scrolling. Follow the besties, they say. Because nothing says truth like a c...

Legend Wrote 2 CHORD Song to MOCK PUNK ROCK...Became HEAVIEST Song of 70s!! | Professor of Rock https://t.co/e5xetH5TuU — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Feb 10, 2026 February 10, 2026 at 09:56AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

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The Most INFLUENTIAL BAND Since 1979 NEVER HAD a HIT SONG! | Professor of Rock https://t.co/FpK5h9mn0e — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Feb 10, 2026 February 10, 2026 at 08:01AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

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It's BULLSH*T That This GUY's Left Off TOP Singer Lists…Especially After This SONG-Professor of Rock https://t.co/DSAdyaDuft — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Feb 9, 2026 February 09, 2026 at 10:11AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

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The STUPIDEST CHOICE of the 80s Is That This EPIC Song Was NEVER Released! | Professor of Rock https://t.co/ZjC1F2zQOQ — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Feb 9, 2026 February 09, 2026 at 08:02AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

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Colbert Before Air: Stephen Recalls The Time Tom Hiddleston Met Evie https://t.co/2xfz7iYTxy #colbert #stephencolbert — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Feb 9, 2026 February 09, 2026 at 04:55AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

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Here’s a George Carlin-flavored rewrite of your list, with the same cards but a little more satire about the ritual of following people online: Follow the besties: Because nothing says “adulting” like a parade of names telling you who to worship in 280 characters or less. Chamath, Jason, Friedberg, and some link that pretends to be enlightenment—each one a beacon begging for another click, another like, another dopamine dump. - https://x.com/chamath - https://x.com/Jason - https://ift.tt/Jbi9SR6 - https://x.com/friedberg Follow on X: Follow the crowd you already follow, the echo chamber that keeps your brain warm at night with the same old takes and the same old loops. The next thing you know, you’re arguing with a stranger about something you didn’t even read. - https://ift.tt/dKtYOGo Follow on Instagram: Where the only real connection is the perfectly filtered version of you pretending to be ordinary. Scroll, double-tap, repeat—the human version of a window-dressed storefront. - http...

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