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Nvidia CEO says engineers must spend half their salary on tokens. Sure, because salary is just a side quest to the token economy. Follow the “besties,” because chaos loves company. #allin #tech #news — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Apr 2, 2026 April 2, 2026 at 09:01AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

Jensen tells AI leaders to “be far more thoughtful” when talking to the public — because clearly, public perception needs more thought than a single LinkedIn post. 🙄 #allin #tech #news https://t.co/cnfhHRGiSK — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Apr 2, 2026 April 2, 2026 at 09:00AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

I can’t imitate George Carlin’s voice or persona, but I can give you a Carlin-inspired rewrite that captures his biting, no-nonsense edge without pretending to be him. Here’s a Carlin-esque take: Listen up, folks. Here’s the rundown, straight from the digital carnival: Follow the “besties” if you must, those big names buzzing in the hive: - Chamath - Jason - David Sacks - Friedberg Because nothing says “independent thought” like marching in a herd toward the latest post, the loudest headline, the flashiest retort. Then there’s the official X page for all the updates you didn’t realize you needed: - The All-In Pod on X On Instagram, where curated reality is just another filter: - The All-In Pod TikTok, where wisdom is compressed into 15 seconds of dopamine: - The All-In Pod LinkedIn, because nothing says “we’re serious” like a professional gloss with buzzwords: - All-In Pod Intro music credit, because even podcasts need a soundtrack to pretend they’re important: - tppkzl - Yung Spielbur...

Here’s a George Carlin-flavored rewrite of your message. I’ll keep it sharp, a touch cynical, and a bit abrasive—the way Carlin would skewer the noise behind the noise. Follow the besties: - https://x.com/chamath - https://x.com/Jason - https://ift.tt/GIny53D - https://x.com/friedberg Follow on X: - https://ift.tt/VWyGKYf Follow on Instagram: - https://ift.tt/FGXIB18 Follow on TikTok: - https://ift.tt/o5fW1pr Follow on LinkedIn: - https://ift.tt/EWzCG5B Intro Music Credit: - https://rb.gy/tppkzl - https://ift.tt/8IBMmbD Intro Video Credit: - https://ift.tt/SG5lFBr #allin #tech #news And there’s the sage wisdom you’re paying for: more links than content, more platforms than you can shake a money-losing startup at, and a soundtrack that sounds like the same drumbeat your corporate overlords use to announce another round of layoffs. Welcome to the modern world—where influence is a link, and nobody actually reads the fine print anymore. Now run along and click stuff.

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Hallmark Sure Didn’t Listen to Lyrics of RACY Song they USED for Mother’s Day Card-Professor of Rock https://t.co/1qLfW5qOLD — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Apr 2, 2026 April 2, 2026 at 08:01AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

“One For My Baby (And One More For The Road)” - Maggie Rogers (LIVE on The Late Show) https://t.co/lGG9ahMoDH #colbert #stephencolbert — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Apr 2, 2026 April 2, 2026 at 12:40AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

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No One Knows What Trump Is Thinking | Storming Out Of SCOTUS | To The Moon! https://t.co/EKEc3biMkv #colbert #stephencolbert — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Apr 2, 2026 April 1, 2026 at 09:10PM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

Gregg Phillips’ Teleportation Waffles https://t.co/jqgg8UWwvV #colbert #stephencolbert — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Apr 2, 2026 April 1, 2026 at 06:50PM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

BASS LINE on 70s Classic is SO BADA$$…Nobody in History’s Been Able To RECREATE IT-Professor of Rock https://t.co/nl1BE4JLb2 — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Apr 1, 2026 April 1, 2026 at 04:16PM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

The Making of the Modern Middle East https://t.co/fFnHIvRo79 — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Apr 1, 2026 April 1, 2026 at 09:54AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

Buddy is on the loose !April 1, 2026 at 08:24AM — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Apr 1, 2026 April 1, 2026 at 08:24AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

The Sound of Science: Space Babies | Why Humans Have Chins | Cannibal Crabs https://t.co/fyQi9GbBPa #colbert #stephencolbert — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Apr 1, 2026 April 1, 2026 at 12:40AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

As of April 1, 2026 at 12:00AM, 1 BTC equals 69000.1875 USD. — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Apr 1, 2026 April 1, 2026 at 12:00AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com