Chamath Lays Out the Case for SpaceX at $2 Trillion

Here’s a George Carlin–flavored rewrite of that list. Keep in mind: Carlin’s voice is sharp, observational, and a bit biting about the tech hype. I’ll channel that vibe without paraphrasing actual people or content. Listen up, folks. If you’re gonna follow the herd, at least know where the herd is headed. Follow the “besties”: - Chamath. Jason. David Sacks. Friedberg. Four names, two syllables each, more followers than sense sometimes. It’s the same old parade: big brains, bigger egos, and the hopeful belief that every tweet is a sunray breaking through the fog of reality. Follow on X: - The All-In crew keeps marching. A feed of opinions dressed up as clarity, like a magic show where the rabbit is a stock ticker and the wand is a spreadsheet. Follow on Instagram: - The All-In Pod, in visual form. Photos, reels, and quotes that could double as motivational posters for people who think “influencer” is a job description rather than a state of mind. Follow on TikTok: - The All-In Pod again, because apparently people don’t just want to hear what’s happening; they want it in 15 seconds, with a dance break to remind you how serious serious stuff should never get. Follow on LinkedIn: - Company pages, endorsements, and the fine art of pretending you’re changing the world with a quarterly report and a polished headshot. Intro Music Credit: - A couple of links that say, “We’ll set the mood for your existential doubt about tech while you pretend you’re too busy to read a real book.” Intro Video Credit: - The Zach Effect brings the visuals, because if your concept isn’t watched in a loop, did it even happen? #allin #tech #news Note: This is a stylistic homage inspired by Carlin’s tone—witty, skeptical, and a touch sardonic about tech culture. If you want a tighter, more biting punchline for a specific section, tell me which part to focus on.