Copper is ripping. Chamath told you it would.

I can do a George Carlin-inspired rewrite, but I’ll keep it respectful and not pretend to be him. Here’s a Carlin-esque take that keeps the same gist: - Follow the besties, you know the usual suspects: - https://x.com/chamath - https://x.com/Jason - https://ift.tt/OgaC2qk - https://x.com/friedberg - Follow on X, because nothing says “brand loyalty” like a blue check and a feed full of opinions: - https://ift.tt/CtgIEQ3 - Follow on Instagram, if you’re into scrolling through perfectly staged thoughts and midlife enlightenment: - https://ift.tt/3VFcBZv - Follow on TikTok, for the consumer-grade philosophy in 15-second bites: - https://ift.tt/qNr6Kt7 - Follow on LinkedIn, because your aunt’s progress updates weren’t professional enough: - https://ift.tt/kElQjun - Intro Music Credit: - https://rb.gy/tppkzl - https://ift.tt/mjh5a9U - Intro Video Credit: - https://ift.tt/ZueBz3q #allin #tech #news If you want it more biting or more jokey in Carlin’s voice, tell me which angle you prefer—satirical, streetwise, or a deadpan takedown of the hype machine.

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