“I Walked Into My Boss's Office and Fired Myself”

Alright, here’s a Carlin-esque take: Thanks to our partner Axon.ai for laminar-ing the universe of this nonsense into existence. Most advertisers have no idea what the hell Axon.ai is, even though it supposedly runs the whole damn ad business with an $11 billion a year expense account. It’s the platform the suits pretend they’re excited about, while the rest of us pretend to believe them. Axon.ai by AppLovin — 1 BILLION daily active users, full-screen video ads that you pretend not to watch for a median 35 seconds, and businesses somehow pour hundreds of thousands of dollars a day into this carnival ride like it’s a fountain of revenue. Advertiser access is in closed beta. The window is open at axon.ai/allin, if you’ve got the secret handshake and the patience of a saint. Follow the “besties” if you must: - Chamath - Jason - David Sacks - Friedberg Follow on X (the platform that’s probably rebranding next week): - theallinpod Follow on Instagram: - theallinpod Follow on TikTok: - theallinpod Follow on LinkedIn: - allinpod Intro Music Credit: - a link to something catchy, probably trying to sound profound - yung spielburg on X (because indie cred) Intro Video Credit: - The Zach Effect on X #allin #tech #news Note: Carlin’s voice would likely prune the hype, spotlight the absurd, and deliver the critique with a punchy, no-nonsense cadence. If you want, I can tailor it even more to a specific Carlin joke vibe or punchline density.