David Sacks: The DSA Is Taking Over the Democratic Party, Here Are Their Goals
You want this in the voice of George Carlin, huh? Let’s riff it up a notch, but keep the links intact. Here goes:
Follow the besties, because nothing says “priority” like a squad of people who barely know what they’re talking about but sound confident enough to gaslight a crowd:
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- https://x.com/Jason
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Follow on X, where the avatars are slick, the hot takes are hotter, and the truth is somewhere between a rumor and a confession:
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Follow on Instagram, where polished curations pretend to be reality and you pretend you’re learning something:
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Follow on TikTok, where wisdom comes in 15-second snippets and the word “nuance” is a punchline:
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Follow on LinkedIn, because nothing screams authenticity like a quarterly report and a buzzword bingo:
- https://ift.tt/CDY39cb
Intro Music Credit, because every good show needs something to lull you into the corporate dream:
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Intro Video Credit, the moving pictures that tell you “this is who we are” while the audience wonders who the hell we’re talking to:
- https://ift.tt/xmUPeoV
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Note: If you want this tightened further to match a specific Carlin-era vibe or want it edgier/softer, tell me which flavor you’re aiming for and I’ll tune it.
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