Alright, here’s a George Carlin-flavored rewrite of that hour-by-hour rundown and links. Keeps the energy, trims the fluff, and adds a healthy dose of Carlin-esque edge about tech, money, and modern absurdity. Gavin Baker shows up, as if the world needed another perfectly coiffed voice telling us what to think. It’s not a guest slot, it’s a reminder that time is a flat circle and we’re all just unpaid interns in the universe. Anthropic IPO report, folks: a $2 trillion fantasy with a $100 billion a year in actual spending, and they’re talking October like it’s a birthday gift from the stock market fairy. Valuation theater, run rate drama, and a listing that’s probably more hype than a political rally. Welcome to the numbers circus where the tent is full of math and the clowns are wearing executive cups. Zuck’s AI manifesto: what it means for Meta and frontier AI. Because nothing says “trust me” like a guy who built a social network on a dare and then decided he’s the custodian of hum...