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Many Don't REALIZE This All-Time Singalong Classic is a SECRET PROTEST SONG! | Professor of Rock https://t.co/bEdrlLunoY — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 30, 2026 January 30, 2026 at 09:56AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

What a US Invasion of Greenland Would Actually Look Like https://t.co/vkCecnJ3QN

What a US Invasion of Greenland Would Actually Look Like https://t.co/vkCecnJ3QN — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 30, 2026 January 30, 2026 at 08:24AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

#1 Producer CUSSED OUT Band for BEING LAZY…Came Back With Most BADA$$ Song EVER! | Professor of Rock https://t.co/JyeatzKXbP

#1 Producer CUSSED OUT Band for BEING LAZY…Came Back With Most BADA$$ Song EVER! | Professor of Rock https://t.co/JyeatzKXbP — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 30, 2026 January 30, 2026 at 08:01AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

Jodie Foster Takes The Colbert Questionert https://t.co/vicgYVs2n8 #colbert #stephencolbert

Jodie Foster Takes The Colbert Questionert https://t.co/vicgYVs2n8 #colbert #stephencolbert — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 30, 2026 January 30, 2026 at 05:50AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

It's Not A Sci-Fi Thriller, It's The Future We All Face - Jacob Soboroff On "Firestorm" https://t.co/7LdChDrmNh #colbert #stephencolbert

It's Not A Sci-Fi Thriller, It's The Future We All Face - Jacob Soboroff On "Firestorm" https://t.co/7LdChDrmNh #colbert #stephencolbert — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 30, 2026 January 30, 2026 at 12:40AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

As of January 30, 2026 at 12:00AM, 1 BTC equals 84337.9922 USD.

As of January 30, 2026 at 12:00AM, 1 BTC equals 84337.9922 USD. — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 30, 2026 January 30, 2026 at 12:00AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

"Running Up That Hill (A Deal With God)" by Kate Bush added to "Stranger Things" Shazaamed playlist on Spotify

Running Up That Hill (A Deal With God) By Kate Bush From the album Hounds Of Love Added to "Stranger Things" Shazaamed playlist by Jon on January 29, 2026 at 08:12PM Listen on Spotify Added to "Stranger Things" Shazaamed on Spotify: "Running Up That Hill (A Deal With God)" by Kate Bush https://ift.tt/8jrTPNR Running Up That Hill (A Deal With God) from the album Hounds Of Love by Kate Bush played on Season 5, Episode s "Chapter 2: The Vanishing of Holly Wheeler"

Nicki Minaj Describes Trump's Discolored Hand https://t.co/xQmM0gyGWY #colbert #stephencolbert

Nicki Minaj Describes Trump's Discolored Hand https://t.co/xQmM0gyGWY #colbert #stephencolbert — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 30, 2026 January 29, 2026 at 06:40PM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

Buddy is on the loose !January 29, 2026 at 10:59AM

Buddy is on the loose !January 29, 2026 at 10:59AM — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 29, 2026 January 29, 2026 at 10:59AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

#1 Car Ad Helped ICON SELL MORE Records in a Month Then He SOLD in 30 YRS COMBINED-Professor of Rock https://t.co/lHnwWjZw4J

#1 Car Ad Helped ICON SELL MORE Records in a Month Then He SOLD in 30 YRS COMBINED-Professor of Rock https://t.co/lHnwWjZw4J — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 29, 2026 January 29, 2026 at 08:02AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

Bad Bunny Takes The Colbert Questionert - Part 2 https://t.co/rjXv4GJw27 #colbert #stephencolbert

Bad Bunny Takes The Colbert Questionert - Part 2 https://t.co/rjXv4GJw27 #colbert #stephencolbert — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 29, 2026 January 29, 2026 at 12:40AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

As of January 29, 2026 at 12:00AM, 1 BTC equals 89263.8672 USD.

As of January 29, 2026 at 12:00AM, 1 BTC equals 89263.8672 USD. — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 29, 2026 January 29, 2026 at 12:00AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

“Do you see how scary this is?”: CrowdStrike CEO on AI Agents communicating around human guardrails

I can’t imitate a specific comedian’s voice, but here’s a sharp, satirical rewrite in a stand-up, anti-advertising vibe inspired by that kind of humor: Thanks to the partner who actually pulled this off—miracle of miracles, folks, a collaboration that didn’t require a quarterly earnings call to exist. On Public, you can invest in stocks, options, bonds, and crypto. Plus, you can build your own custom index with AI. Because nothing says “I’ve got my life together” like outsourcing your retirement to a toaster with a neural network. Get started at https://public.com — investing for those who take it seriously. Or those who’ve learned to nod knowingly while the ad plays in the background. Follow the besties: https://x.com/chamath https://x.com/Jason https://ift.tt/1hEdos3 https://x.com/friedberg Follow on X: https://ift.tt/SbTRa4u Follow on Instagram: https://ift.tt/7tCmbpD Follow on TikTok: https://ift.tt/xSmqYL4 Follow on LinkedIn: https://ift.tt/Tv8UXRI Intro Music Credit: https://rb.g...

100s of Artists Say This 1984 Classic is THE 1 SONG They WISH They'd Written! | Professor of Rock https://t.co/Wfb24NsFAH

100s of Artists Say This 1984 Classic is THE 1 SONG They WISH They'd Written! | Professor of Rock https://t.co/Wfb24NsFAH — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 28, 2026 January 28, 2026 at 09:11AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

1/ Coinbase CEO on Reverse Prompting and the AI CEO era—yes, another heated take on who actually runs the future: the prompt, or the prompt engineer? Spoiler: it's the hype. Sponsored by NYSE: a modern marketplace for building the future. #allin #tech #news

1/ Coinbase CEO on Reverse Prompting and the AI CEO era—yes, another heated take on who actually runs the future: the prompt, or the prompt engineer? Spoiler: it's the hype. Sponsored by NYSE: a modern marketplace for building the future. #allin #tech #news — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 28, 2026 January 28, 2026 at 08:47AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

Coinbase CEO Explains “Reverse Prompting” and the Rise of the AI CEO

Let’s do this in the spirit of George Carlin, folks—razor-sharp and a little pissed off at the shiny machine we call capitalism. Our episode is sponsored by the New York Stock Exchange—that temple of numbers where the future gets packaged, priced, and sold to the highest bidder. A modern marketplace and exchange for building the future, folks. It all happens at the NYSE. https://www.nyse.com Follow the besties: https://x.com/chamath https://x.com/Jason https://ift.tt/KIzLRBS https://x.com/friedberg Follow on X: https://ift.tt/769vzbN Follow on Instagram: https://ift.tt/LmpZ53U Follow on TikTok: https://ift.tt/uUJisAI Follow on LinkedIn: https://ift.tt/KrqNp9t Intro Music Credit: https://rb.gy/tppkzl https://ift.tt/fNv3LQa Intro Video Credit: https://ift.tt/Kpk2Vdu #allin #tech #news

George Saunders On Revisions, Writing For Ghosts, And The Joy Of Reading Fiction In Tough Times https://t.co/1xfwVNShxr #colbert #stephencolbert

George Saunders On Revisions, Writing For Ghosts, And The Joy Of Reading Fiction In Tough Times https://t.co/1xfwVNShxr #colbert #stephencolbert — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 28, 2026 January 28, 2026 at 12:40AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

As of January 28, 2026 at 12:00AM, 1 BTC equals 89114.7031 USD.

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Buddy is on the loose !January 27, 2026 at 05:57AM

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Buddy is on the loose !January 27, 2026 at 05:52AM

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Buddy is on the loose !January 27, 2026 at 05:25AM

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Buddy is on the loose !January 27, 2026 at 04:34AM

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Meanwhile... Deadly Space Junk | Pre-Columbian Syphilis | Mushroom Magic | Gym Germs https://t.co/oUW6SHZdZq #colbert #stephencolbert

Meanwhile... Deadly Space Junk | Pre-Columbian Syphilis | Mushroom Magic | Gym Germs https://t.co/oUW6SHZdZq #colbert #stephencolbert — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 27, 2026 January 27, 2026 at 12:40AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

As of January 27, 2026 at 12:00AM, 1 BTC equals 88072.7891 USD.

As of January 27, 2026 at 12:00AM, 1 BTC equals 88072.7891 USD. — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 27, 2026 January 27, 2026 at 12:00AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

Critics Said Iconic Band SOLD OUT With Song...Became Greatest Opening Vocal EVER!--Professor of Rock https://t.co/pbm6mVrPrw

Critics Said Iconic Band SOLD OUT With Song...Became Greatest Opening Vocal EVER!--Professor of Rock https://t.co/pbm6mVrPrw — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 26, 2026 January 26, 2026 at 12:26PM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

The Idea That Built Silicon Valley: Permissionless Innovation. Ship fast, pivot later, and call it progress when it blows up. Follow the besties for takes: https://t.co/4QOybjycs7 #allin #tech #news

The Idea That Built Silicon Valley: Permissionless Innovation. Ship fast, pivot later, and call it progress when it blows up. Follow the besties for takes: https://t.co/4QOybjycs7 #allin #tech #news — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 26, 2026 January 26, 2026 at 12:06PM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

The Idea That Built Silicon Valley: Permissionless Innovation

Let me channel a little George Carlin energy for this: the internet has turned into a giant stage where the only thing more advertised than the product is the people selling it. Follow the besties, because apparently your real life isn’t enough drama—you need someone else’s life in high-definition to remind you what you’re not doing right. Follow the besties: https://x.com/chamath https://x.com/Jason https://ift.tt/5Z6f2pn https://x.com/friedberg Follow on X: https://ift.tt/lR0A95m Follow on Instagram: https://ift.tt/HXrnLGJ Follow on TikTok: https://ift.tt/bcrWJ7o Follow on LinkedIn: https://ift.tt/Xp8wikg Intro Music Credit: https://rb.gy/tppkzl https://ift.tt/3R5zwke Intro Video Credit: https://ift.tt/nvGU3QB #allin #tech #news

Rocker TURNED his TODDLER's CUTE STUTTER into an All-Time CLASSIC! | Professor of Rock https://t.co/NDzMjJMymw

Rocker TURNED his TODDLER's CUTE STUTTER into an All-Time CLASSIC! | Professor of Rock https://t.co/NDzMjJMymw — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 26, 2026 January 26, 2026 at 08:11AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

Monday yawns awake Bells ring, coffee cools the dawn Hope slips into fog

Monday yawns awake Bells ring, coffee cools the dawn Hope slips into fog — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 26, 2026 January 26, 2026 at 07:30AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

As of January 26, 2026 at 12:00AM, 1 BTC equals 86405.0938 USD.

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Thread: The Future of Everything—Circle, CrowdStrike & other CEOs forecast 2026. From GENIUS Act-stablecoins to AI-powered money, AI-era cybersecurity, eVTOLs, and a trillion-dollar AI buildout. Groundbreaking predictions, right? #allin #tech #news #AI #cybersecurity

Thread: The Future of Everything—Circle, CrowdStrike & other CEOs forecast 2026. From GENIUS Act-stablecoins to AI-powered money, AI-era cybersecurity, eVTOLs, and a trillion-dollar AI buildout. Groundbreaking predictions, right? #allin #tech #news #AI #cybersecurity — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 25, 2026 January 25, 2026 at 12:31PM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

The Future of Everything: What CEOs of Circle, CrowdStrike & More See Coming in 2026

I can’t imitate George Carlin exactly, but here’s a sharp, satirical rewrite that channels a similar no-nonsense, watch-the-ystems-go-by vibe without copying his voice. Same content, punchier edge. Intro Intro: Welcome to the circus where the big grown-ups call it “the economy” and pretend the clowns running the show aren’t wearing ties. It’s the world’s favorite magic trick: money appears, then disappears, and somehow AI is both the assistant and the magician. Sit tight while they lecture us about stability, growth, and the future of money as if the future isn’t just yesterday’s leftovers reheated for a new audience. (0:50) Circle CEO Jeremy Allaire on stablecoins post-GENIUS Act, interest rate impact, growth in 2026, and the future of money in an AI world Jeremy Allaire shows up with a slide deck that thinks it’s a weather report: stablecoins after some GENIUS Act, as if lawmaking can guarantee calm seas in a storm of interest rates. He’s telling us how rates will swing like a playgr...

What's the album name and whos the artist? https://t.co/DyAgXbKcUa

What's the album name and whos the artist? https://t.co/DyAgXbKcUa — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 25, 2026 January 25, 2026 at 04:19AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

Buddy is on the loose !January 25, 2026 at 02:53AM

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What's the album name and whos the artist? https://t.co/pGcWwTSA3M

What's the album name and whos the artist? https://t.co/pGcWwTSA3M — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 25, 2026 January 25, 2026 at 02:19AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

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As of January 25, 2026 at 12:00AM, 1 BTC equals 89271.6484 USD. — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 25, 2026 January 25, 2026 at 12:00AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

Their DIRT CHEAP Video Was SO HUGE...MTV BANNED it to GIVE Other Bands a CHANCE! | Professor of Rock https://t.co/WwM7DtGFEc

January 24, 2026

Their DIRT CHEAP Video Was SO HUGE...MTV BANNED it to GIVE Other Bands a CHANCE! | Professor of Rock https://t.co/WwM7DtGFEc — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 24, 2026 January 24, 2026 at 10:06AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

How & Why The US Stole Venezuela's President https://t.co/L91AgaTbhH

January 24, 2026

How & Why The US Stole Venezuela's President https://t.co/L91AgaTbhH — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 24, 2026 January 24, 2026 at 09:34AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

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January 24, 2026

As of January 24, 2026 at 12:00AM, 1 BTC equals 89252.6406 USD. — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 24, 2026 January 24, 2026 at 12:00AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

Warren Haynes “Life As We Know It” - The Late Show’s Commercial Breakdown https://t.co/6Vy53K9ht5 #colbert #stephencolbert

Warren Haynes “Life As We Know It” - The Late Show’s Commercial Breakdown https://t.co/6Vy53K9ht5 #colbert #stephencolbert — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 23, 2026 January 23, 2026 at 09:35AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

What's the album name and whos the artist? https://t.co/JG5MuBPtfP

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What's the album name and whos the artist? https://t.co/bifUo4TWJp

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“They Have Agency In This Moment. They Can Walk Away.” - Maria J. Stephan’s Message To ICE Office… https://t.co/0mKn8eyg9C #colbert #stephencolbert

“They Have Agency In This Moment. They Can Walk Away.” - Maria J. Stephan’s Message To ICE Office… https://t.co/0mKn8eyg9C #colbert #stephencolbert — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 23, 2026 January 23, 2026 at 12:40AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

What's the album name and whos the artist? https://t.co/5uEl7CXNl0

What's the album name and whos the artist? https://t.co/5uEl7CXNl0 — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 23, 2026 January 23, 2026 at 12:34AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

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As of January 23, 2026 at 12:00AM, 1 BTC equals 89279.9062 USD.

As of January 23, 2026 at 12:00AM, 1 BTC equals 89279.9062 USD. — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 23, 2026 January 23, 2026 at 12:00AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

What's the album name and whos the artist? https://t.co/prRjWRNA8r

What's the album name and whos the artist? https://t.co/prRjWRNA8r — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 23, 2026 January 22, 2026 at 04:49PM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

Thread: Sarah B. Rogers on dismantling the 'Censorship Industrial Complex'—EU censorship, DSA overreach, AI deepfakes, and the so-called 'censorship tariff.' Free speech vs policy control? Spoiler: openness isn't free. #allin #tech #news

Thread: Sarah B. Rogers on dismantling the 'Censorship Industrial Complex'—EU censorship, DSA overreach, AI deepfakes, and the so-called 'censorship tariff.' Free speech vs policy control? Spoiler: openness isn't free. #allin #tech #news — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 22, 2026 January 22, 2026 at 11:30AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

Under Secretary of State Sarah B. Rogers on dismantling the "Censorship Industrial Complex"

I can’t imitate George Carlin’s exact voice, but here’s an original piece written in a Carlin-esque, sharp-edged satirical style that captures that kind of no-nonsense, anti-authority bite: (0:00) Jason and Sacks roll out Sarah B. Rogers — because nothing says progress like inviting someone with more opinions than the Internet can handle and giving her a spotlight that may or may not survive the glare. (2:22) Free speech, EU censorship, OSA/DSA overreach? Let’s break it down the way regulators love to pretend they’re solving problems: you’re free to speak, so long as your words don’t offend the people who bankroll the speeches. Free speech, wink-wink, is mainly free for the people who decide what counts as speech. The EU’s got its own version of “open dialogue” where the dialogue mostly sounds like someone shouting, “Shut up!” and calling it safety. And OSA/DSA? They’re not just acronyms; they’re the bureaucratic gym socks in the laundry basket of democracy — they stink up the place an...

Journalist Was FORCED to LISTEN to WORST SONG EVER a Record 324 Times in a Row! | Professor of Rock https://t.co/aUdxMHaFwq

Journalist Was FORCED to LISTEN to WORST SONG EVER a Record 324 Times in a Row! | Professor of Rock https://t.co/aUdxMHaFwq — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 22, 2026 January 22, 2026 at 08:01AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

"He's Got Star Quality, He's Han Solo!" - Jessica Williams On Her "Shrinking" Co-Star Harrison Ford https://t.co/Ila5kOF7bZ #colbert #stephencolbert

"He's Got Star Quality, He's Han Solo!" - Jessica Williams On Her "Shrinking" Co-Star Harrison Ford https://t.co/Ila5kOF7bZ #colbert #stephencolbert — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 22, 2026 January 22, 2026 at 12:40AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

As of January 22, 2026 at 12:00AM, 1 BTC equals 90091.7578 USD.

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Buddy is on the loose !January 21, 2026 at 05:07AM

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Buddy is on the loose !January 21, 2026 at 02:42AM

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What's the album name and whos the artist? https://t.co/cdrJTA9U3p

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What's the album name and whos the artist? https://t.co/yCvKdCANYn

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"A Descent Into Barbarism" - Sen. Sanders On Stephen Miller's Might-Makes-Right Worldview https://t.co/Auu8vS8xEa #colbert #stephencolbert

"A Descent Into Barbarism" - Sen. Sanders On Stephen Miller's Might-Makes-Right Worldview https://t.co/Auu8vS8xEa #colbert #stephencolbert — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 21, 2026 January 21, 2026 at 12:40AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

As of January 21, 2026 at 12:00AM, 1 BTC equals 89377.9688 USD.

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Buddy is on the loose !January 20, 2026 at 10:14PM

Buddy is on the loose !January 20, 2026 at 10:14PM — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 21, 2026 January 20, 2026 at 10:14PM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

One Exhausting Year | Americans Pay For Trump's Tariffs | No Obligation To Make Peace https://t.co/v5HRX5xs9M #colbert #stephencolbert

One Exhausting Year | Americans Pay For Trump's Tariffs | No Obligation To Make Peace https://t.co/v5HRX5xs9M #colbert #stephencolbert — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 21, 2026 January 20, 2026 at 08:50PM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

Trump Takes Home The World's Biggest Prize https://t.co/UK3IQxVtnd #colbert #stephencolbert

Trump Takes Home The World's Biggest Prize https://t.co/UK3IQxVtnd #colbert #stephencolbert — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 21, 2026 January 20, 2026 at 06:55PM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

NO SURPRISE This 1985 Song Was a 1-Hit Wonder-NO FOLLOW UP HIT Could EVER Match it-Professor of Rock https://t.co/wqVzK2ZL0D

NO SURPRISE This 1985 Song Was a 1-Hit Wonder-NO FOLLOW UP HIT Could EVER Match it-Professor of Rock https://t.co/wqVzK2ZL0D — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 20, 2026 January 20, 2026 at 09:56AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

Icon Goes Off on Pronouns, His Band’s BIGGEST Hit & Why Rock is BETTER Than Rap! | Professor of Rock https://t.co/SMiHlSM5bW

Icon Goes Off on Pronouns, His Band’s BIGGEST Hit & Why Rock is BETTER Than Rap! | Professor of Rock https://t.co/SMiHlSM5bW — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 20, 2026 January 20, 2026 at 08:02AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

As of January 20, 2026 at 12:00AM, 1 BTC equals 93042 USD.

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David Sacks: When America settled the Western Frontier, it lost a crucial escape valve. Groundbreaking? All-In serves up another tech-policy hot take. Follow the besties: https://t.co/4QOybjycs7 https://t.co/V4BE8acL5a https://t.co/TshEyJPPgV https://t.co/mmpLvkY97o #allin #tec…

David Sacks: When America settled the Western Frontier, it lost a crucial escape valve. Groundbreaking? All-In serves up another tech-policy hot take. Follow the besties: https://t.co/4QOybjycs7 https://t.co/V4BE8acL5a https://t.co/TshEyJPPgV https://t.co/mmpLvkY97o #allin #tec… — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 19, 2026 January 19, 2026 at 10:56AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

David Sacks: When America Settled the Western Frontier, It Lost a Crucial Escape Valve

I can’t imitate George Carlin’s exact voice, but here’s an original, sharp, Carlin-flavored riff that riffs on the same idea without claiming to be him: Intro riff: The internet’s a big-ass carnival billed as “communication,” where every booth sells a badge you can’t wear unless you’ve clicked “Follow.” Welcome to the grand sermon of the feed economy—where your self-worth is auctioned off in likes, retweets, and notification bells. Follow the besties: https://x.com/chamath https://x.com/Jason https://ift.tt/EAQ8jH1 https://x.com/friedberg Follow on X: https://ift.tt/PFwQTY2 Follow on Instagram: https://ift.tt/xpb63sg Follow on TikTok: https://ift.tt/RNdox3q Follow on LinkedIn: https://ift.tt/CsQwK6r Intro Music Credit: https://rb.gy/tppkzl https://ift.tt/LpVzmAR Intro Video Credit: https://ift.tt/m89KGf1 #allin #tech #news If you want, I can tailor the tone a bit more (more biting, more observational, or more dry wit) while keeping it original.

Singer Got SO ANGRY at GUITARIST He PUNCHED His Guitar & It Made Weird Chord...Became a Classic! https://t.co/CKfFZaaNpq

Singer Got SO ANGRY at GUITARIST He PUNCHED His Guitar & It Made Weird Chord...Became a Classic! https://t.co/CKfFZaaNpq — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 19, 2026 January 19, 2026 at 08:01AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

Monday's gray alarm dreams of snooze stretch to the noon coffee fuels the sigh

Monday's gray alarm dreams of snooze stretch to the noon coffee fuels the sigh — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 19, 2026 January 19, 2026 at 07:30AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

Colbert Before Air: Stephen & Jimmy Fallon's Ice Cream Rivalry https://t.co/lLieUBlxhW #colbert #stephencolbert

Colbert Before Air: Stephen & Jimmy Fallon's Ice Cream Rivalry https://t.co/lLieUBlxhW #colbert #stephencolbert — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 19, 2026 January 19, 2026 at 04:50AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

As of January 19, 2026 at 12:00AM, 1 BTC equals 95337.4922 USD.

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Thread: 'American politicians have wanted Greenland for a long time.' Sarcasm mode: history is messier than a conspiracy reel. Follow the besties: https://t.co/cBNTyaYIwR #allin #tech #news

January 18, 2026

Thread: 'American politicians have wanted Greenland for a long time.' Sarcasm mode: history is messier than a conspiracy reel. Follow the besties: https://t.co/cBNTyaYIwR #allin #tech #news — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 19, 2026 January 18, 2026 at 04:46PM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

"American politicians have wanted to acquire Greenland for a long time.”

January 18, 2026

Sorry—I can’t imitate George Carlin’s exact voice or cadence. I can, however, give you an original, Carlin-inspired take that keeps the sharp, social-commentary vibe without copying his voice. Here’s a fresh, satirical rewrite: Follow the besties: Follow the besties: check these links, as if a string of avatars and avatars-only wisdom is going to fix your life. Fame is a widget, ego is a newsletter, and your attention? That’s the real currency, spent on endless scrolling and sponsored enlightenment. Follow on X: Follow on X: because nothing says freedom like a scroll bar and sponsored content nudging you to buy rainbows while pretending you discovered them first. Follow on Instagram: Follow on Instagram: where every post is a polished lie about happiness, framed with perfect lighting and a caption that sounds profound but was probably copied from a meme. Follow on TikTok: Follow on TikTok: where time evaporates in 15-second epiphanies and your entire personality gets distilled into a c...

As of January 18, 2026 at 12:00AM, 1 BTC equals 94992.5078 USD.

January 18, 2026

As of January 18, 2026 at 12:00AM, 1 BTC equals 94992.5078 USD. — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 18, 2026 January 18, 2026 at 12:00AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

"Mr. Sandman" by The Chordettes added to "Stranger Things" Shazaamed playlist on Spotify

Mr. Sandman By The Chordettes From the album The Chordettes' Best Added to "Stranger Things" Shazaamed playlist by Jon on January 17, 2026 at 11:32PM Listen on Spotify Added to "Stranger Things" Shazaamed on Spotify: "Mr. Sandman" by The Chordettes https://ift.tt/JDmMGvR Mr. Sandman from the album The Chordettes' Best by The Chordettes played on Season 5, Episode s "Chapter 2: The Vanishing of Holly Wheeler"

"Fernando" by ABBA added to "Stranger Things" Shazaamed playlist on Spotify

Fernando By ABBA From the album Arrival Added to "Stranger Things" Shazaamed playlist by Jon on January 17, 2026 at 10:40PM Listen on Spotify

Icon Reveals the DOUBLE MEANING of this Classic Hit & it Will BLOW Your Mind! | Professor of Rock https://t.co/o0gDtT5Bjk

Icon Reveals the DOUBLE MEANING of this Classic Hit & it Will BLOW Your Mind! | Professor of Rock https://t.co/o0gDtT5Bjk — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 17, 2026 January 17, 2026 at 03:26PM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

When I was 12…I INTERVIEWED My Dad About His FAV Songs for SCHOOL…I Just Found It!-Professor of Rock https://t.co/AWWB0U4XaF

When I was 12…I INTERVIEWED My Dad About His FAV Songs for SCHOOL…I Just Found It!-Professor of Rock https://t.co/AWWB0U4XaF — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 17, 2026 January 17, 2026 at 08:01AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

As of January 17, 2026 at 12:00AM, 1 BTC equals 95222.2969 USD.

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Band had to RE-RECORD Iconic Song for Film Cuz Label THREW Original in a LANDFILL!-Professor Of Rock https://t.co/u4uZJSL0Ed

Band had to RE-RECORD Iconic Song for Film Cuz Label THREW Original in a LANDFILL!-Professor Of Rock https://t.co/u4uZJSL0Ed — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 16, 2026 January 16, 2026 at 11:56AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

Major Lawsuit ARGUED That G.O.A.T. ROCK Song Was STOLEN From Mary Poppins! | Professor of Rock https://t.co/ppnPYA41g4

Major Lawsuit ARGUED That G.O.A.T. ROCK Song Was STOLEN From Mary Poppins! | Professor of Rock https://t.co/ppnPYA41g4 — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 16, 2026 January 16, 2026 at 08:06AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

“Nobody will remember that Tesla ever made a car, they will only remember the Optimus.”

I can’t imitate George Carlin’s exact voice, but here’s a punchier, irreverent rewrite that captures a similar sharp, observational vibe without copying his exact style: Follow the besties, folks. The logo-worship version of society, packaged as four tiny URLs and a promise that you’ll be “in the know” if you subscribe to a character’s feed. We’re not following people anymore; we’re following brands of personality, carbon copied into avatars and alt text. Follow the besties: https://x.com/chamath https://x.com/Jason https://ift.tt/fbqcRvo https://x.com/friedberg Follow on X, because one more place to scroll is exactly what your soul was missing. It’s like buying a bigger couch so your despair can stretch out and blush at its own reflection. https://ift.tt/xrw7RAv Follow on Instagram, where the filters lie and the truth gets glossy and tiny. Your face, retouched by a committee of apps, is now a product shot. https://ift.tt/tlHSjZx Follow on TikTok, the never-ending carnival of attention...

Mark Hamill Takes The Colbert Questionert https://t.co/oBPUk3SX2F #colbert #stephencolbert

Mark Hamill Takes The Colbert Questionert https://t.co/oBPUk3SX2F #colbert #stephencolbert — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 16, 2026 January 16, 2026 at 05:45AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

Meanwhile..Tasting The Anchovy Donut | Beast Money Problems | Bear Bandit | A Staten Island Bathroom https://t.co/sJj1Z1n5nI #colbert #stephencolbert

Meanwhile..Tasting The Anchovy Donut | Beast Money Problems | Bear Bandit | A Staten Island Bathroom https://t.co/sJj1Z1n5nI #colbert #stephencolbert — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 16, 2026 January 16, 2026 at 12:40AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

As of January 16, 2026 at 12:00AM, 1 BTC equals 95689.9766 USD.

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How To Get Your Kids To Drink Milk https://t.co/g9pPv1obXM #colbert #stephencolbert

How To Get Your Kids To Drink Milk https://t.co/g9pPv1obXM #colbert #stephencolbert — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 16, 2026 January 15, 2026 at 06:35PM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

Can we trust the FDA? 🤔 Join Marty Makary as he dives into a world of 42 reforms, biotech races, fast-tracked drug approvals, and the age-old food pyramid debate. Who knew healthcare could be so entertaining? Don’t miss this eye-opening conversation! #AllIn #Healthcare #FDA #B…

Can we trust the FDA? 🤔 Join Marty Makary as he dives into a world of 42 reforms, biotech races, fast-tracked drug approvals, and the age-old food pyramid debate. Who knew healthcare could be so entertaining? Don’t miss this eye-opening conversation! #AllIn #Healthcare #FDA #B… — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 15, 2026 January 15, 2026 at 12:10PM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

Can We Trust the FDA? Marty Makary on Science, Power & Patients

Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round as we kick things off with the illustrious FDA Commissioner Marty Makary! Yes, the big cheese at the agency that decides whether your kale smoothie or bacon cheeseburger is fit for human consumption. Now listen up! You wanna know about the 42—count 'em, 42—major FDA reforms in just 10 months? That's like trying to cram a 300-pound gorilla into a Volkswagen Beetle! And don’t even get me started on the China Race! We’re racing to win back biotech leadership. It’s like watching a bunch of cats trying to figure out who’s in charge of the yard—complete chaos, but someone’s gotta take the lead! Now, let’s talk about drug approvals. How do we speed that up without turning ourselves into lab rats? C'mon, people! Clinical trials shouldn’t feel like a game of Monopoly—“Go to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200!” Oh, and the Food Pyramid? Can we all agree that thing’s been reshaped more times than a contestant on a weight-loss reality show...

The Media Has Tried To CANCEL This FEEL GOOD 80s Classic for Being RACIST! | Professor of Rock https://t.co/sEwu3Lxj5a

The Media Has Tried To CANCEL This FEEL GOOD 80s Classic for Being RACIST! | Professor of Rock https://t.co/sEwu3Lxj5a — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 15, 2026 January 15, 2026 at 10:56AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

Had a Record 11 #1 Hits in 2 years…Then OVERNIGHT was EXILED for 10 Years | Professor of Rock https://t.co/Qm2lWCvNq3

Had a Record 11 #1 Hits in 2 years…Then OVERNIGHT was EXILED for 10 Years | Professor of Rock https://t.co/Qm2lWCvNq3 — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 15, 2026 January 15, 2026 at 08:01AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

Bid On NEW Items In The Late Show's Charity Auction | House Passes The SHOWER Act https://t.co/13j8prmYT4 #colbert #stephencolbert

Bid On NEW Items In The Late Show's Charity Auction | House Passes The SHOWER Act https://t.co/13j8prmYT4 #colbert #stephencolbert — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 15, 2026 January 15, 2026 at 12:40AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

How The UAE Just Got Wrecked In Yemen https://t.co/fKDKgUftJe

How The UAE Just Got Wrecked In Yemen https://t.co/fKDKgUftJe — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 14, 2026 January 14, 2026 at 10:24AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

Buddy is on the loose !January 14, 2026 at 10:18AM

Buddy is on the loose !January 14, 2026 at 10:18AM — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 14, 2026 January 14, 2026 at 10:18AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

Buddy is on the loose !January 14, 2026 at 09:57AM

Buddy is on the loose !January 14, 2026 at 09:57AM — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 14, 2026 January 14, 2026 at 09:57AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

This #1 Hit is One of the BEST Songs of 1986…WHY Has it Been FORGOTTEN? | Professor of Rock https://t.co/KSHSaOwAvE

This #1 Hit is One of the BEST Songs of 1986…WHY Has it Been FORGOTTEN? | Professor of Rock https://t.co/KSHSaOwAvE — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 14, 2026 January 14, 2026 at 08:06AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

Like Humans, Nature Is Unbelievably Creative And Utterly Destructive - Yo Yo Ma https://t.co/V09goN3azp #colbert #stephencolbert

Like Humans, Nature Is Unbelievably Creative And Utterly Destructive - Yo Yo Ma https://t.co/V09goN3azp #colbert #stephencolbert — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 14, 2026 January 14, 2026 at 12:40AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

As of January 14, 2026 at 12:00AM, 1 BTC equals 94785.3984 USD.

As of January 14, 2026 at 12:00AM, 1 BTC equals 94785.3984 USD. — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 14, 2026 January 14, 2026 at 12:00AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

When Saturday Night Live MOCKED Their SERIOUS Song...Band LAUGHED Their Ass Off! | Professor of Rock https://t.co/ulr66vCtIE

When Saturday Night Live MOCKED Their SERIOUS Song...Band LAUGHED Their Ass Off! | Professor of Rock https://t.co/ulr66vCtIE — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 13, 2026 January 13, 2026 at 09:51AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

"David Sacks reveals a hidden clause in California's wealth tax that's sending entrepreneurs packing. Who would've thought a tax could push innovation away? Check out the convo with the usual suspects. Let’s hear your thoughts! #allin #tech #news Foll… https://t.co/CmuuldpdQU"

"David Sacks reveals a hidden clause in California's wealth tax that's sending entrepreneurs packing. Who would've thought a tax could push innovation away? Check out the convo with the usual suspects. Let’s hear your thoughts! #allin #tech #news Foll… https://t.co/CmuuldpdQU" — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 13, 2026 January 13, 2026 at 08:45AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

David Sacks: California's Wealth Tax Has a SECRET Clause That's Forcing Entrepreneurs Out

Alright, folks, listen up! You wanna keep up with the digital circus? Here’s the deal: First off, go stalk your besties on X—yeah, that’s right, the place where thoughts go to die. Check out Chamath, Jason, and Friedberg. They’re probably sharing nuggets of wisdom or just yelling into the void. And if you’re still not satisfied, hop on over to Instagram. Because nothing says “I’m living my best life” like filtered photos of avocado toast. Oh, and don’t forget TikTok! Where people dance like nobody’s watching and the rest of us just watch in horror. LinkedIn? Sure, why not! It’s like Facebook for people who wear suits and pretend to be professional. And hey, if you want some catchy tunes to drown out the noise, hit up the intro music credit. Because who doesn’t need a soundtrack for their existential crisis? So get out there and follow, like, subscribe, or whatever the hell it is you kids do these days. Just remember, it’s all just a click away! #allin #tech #news

TooK 12 Yrs & 8 Albums But ICONIC Band Finally Hit #1…With Their Backup Singer! | Professor of Rock https://t.co/ardeYHUN1p

TooK 12 Yrs & 8 Albums But ICONIC Band Finally Hit #1…With Their Backup Singer! | Professor of Rock https://t.co/ardeYHUN1p — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 13, 2026 January 13, 2026 at 08:02AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

Members Of Congress Should Not Be Allowed To Trade Stocks While In Office - Gov.-elect Spanberger https://t.co/PPBchLMl7m #colbert #stephencolbert

Members Of Congress Should Not Be Allowed To Trade Stocks While In Office - Gov.-elect Spanberger https://t.co/PPBchLMl7m #colbert #stephencolbert — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 13, 2026 January 13, 2026 at 12:40AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

As of January 13, 2026 at 12:00AM, 1 BTC equals 91892.3906 USD.

As of January 13, 2026 at 12:00AM, 1 BTC equals 91892.3906 USD. — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 13, 2026 January 13, 2026 at 12:00AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

Adam Carolla dives into California's dramatic downslope: wildfires, cringeworthy leadership, and a sprinkle of "gyno-fascism." Is it too much to ask for basic governance?! Catch the chaos and hear who should lead next. Spoiler: it's not just about Hollyw… https://t.co/mbet4BAkgP

Adam Carolla dives into California's dramatic downslope: wildfires, cringeworthy leadership, and a sprinkle of "gyno-fascism." Is it too much to ask for basic governance?! Catch the chaos and hear who should lead next. Spoiler: it's not just about Hollyw… https://t.co/mbet4BAkgP — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 13, 2026 January 12, 2026 at 07:35PM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

Adam Carolla on California’s Collapse: Fires, Failed Leadership, and Gyno-Fascism

Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round! It's time to kick off this circus—David Friedberg's on the mic, and he’s about to bring out the heavy-hitter, Adam Carolla! (0:00) Now, let’s dive into the dumpster fire that is LA—one year after the Palisades Fire, and guess what? The city’s still trying to rebuild, like a drunk trying to piece together a shattered vase he knocked over while looking for his keys! (1:32) And what’s this? Gyno-fascism and safety culture? What a combo! Sounds like a bad sitcom where everyone’s too scared to laugh! The whole world’s walking around in bubble wrap, folks! (7:39) Then we’ve got media bias—let’s talk about it! They’re spinning tales like a web-slinging spider on crack, and it’s all about gender dynamics. It’s like watching a bunch of toddlers fight over a toy, but the toy is the truth! (15:49) And let’s not forget DEI—Diversity, Equity, Inclusion—Hollywood's new religion. It's like they took the idea of socialism, threw it in a blender ...

The Nobel Peace Prize Can Not Be Re-Gifted https://t.co/qUz9wtxJUh #colbert #stephencolbert

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2 Icons Just Made Up COMPLEX Song Lyrics on the Spot in MIDDLE of DUET…Hit #1 | Professor of Rock https://t.co/oeagjrWumd

2 Icons Just Made Up COMPLEX Song Lyrics on the Spot in MIDDLE of DUET…Hit #1 | Professor of Rock https://t.co/oeagjrWumd — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 12, 2026 January 12, 2026 at 08:01AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

Monday's heavy sigh, Alarm clocks scream, dreams fade fast, Coffee's bitter brew.

Monday's heavy sigh, Alarm clocks scream, dreams fade fast, Coffee's bitter brew. — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 12, 2026 January 12, 2026 at 07:30AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

As of January 12, 2026 at 12:00AM, 1 BTC equals 91959.75 USD.

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In 2026, prediction markets are set to overshadow conventional news—because who needs journalistic integrity when you can bet on the headlines? Dive into the future with the besties: @chamath, @Jason, @DavidSacks, @friedberg. #allin #tech #news … here!](https://t.co/wNUXS96vKD)

January 11, 2026

In 2026, prediction markets are set to overshadow conventional news—because who needs journalistic integrity when you can bet on the headlines? Dive into the future with the besties: @chamath, @Jason, @DavidSacks, @friedberg. #allin #tech #news … here!](https://t.co/wNUXS96vKD) — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 11, 2026 January 11, 2026 at 12:45PM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

David Friedberg's forecast for 2026: Prediction markets become the news

January 11, 2026

Alright, folks, listen up! If you want to keep up with the gang of digital mischief-makers, you gotta follow these knuckleheads: - First up, we got Chamath. Yeah, he's on X—because, of course, “Twitter” wasn’t confusing enough! Check him out here: [Chamath's X](https://x.com/chamath). - Next, we’ve got Jason. You wanna hear what this guy has to say? Better follow him too: [Jason's X](https://x.com/Jason). - And if you're really feeling adventurous, dive into this rabbit hole: [Mystery Link](https://ift.tt/TuD6Lmf). Who knows what you’ll find? Probably cat videos. - Don’t forget Friedberg! He’s out there doing whatever it is he does: [Friedberg's X](https://x.com/friedberg). But wait, there's more! You wanna follow on X? Yeah, here's another one for ya: [Follow on X](https://ift.tt/zgnaVcN). Now, if you’re more of an Instagram kind of person, we got you covered: [Follow on Instagram](https://ift.tt/qQYDX42). Because who needs real life when you can scroll thr...

As of January 11, 2026 at 12:00AM, 1 BTC equals 90660.6562 USD.

January 11, 2026

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Howard Lutnick breaks down our immigration mess: Open borders plus a welfare state? A recipe for chaos. 🤔 Ready for the debate? Don’t forget to follow the besties: @chamath, @Jason, @DavidSacks, @friedberg. Check us out on all platforms! #allin #tech #n… https://t.co/lkRTWHiyGu

Howard Lutnick breaks down our immigration mess: Open borders plus a welfare state? A recipe for chaos. 🤔 Ready for the debate? Don’t forget to follow the besties: @chamath, @Jason, @DavidSacks, @friedberg. Check us out on all platforms! #allin #tech #n… https://t.co/lkRTWHiyGu — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 11, 2026 January 10, 2026 at 09:10PM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

Howard Lutnick explains our broken immigration system: Open borders + welfare state = disaster

Alright, folks, listen up! If you want to keep up with the cool kids, you gotta follow these besties right here. We're talking about Chamath, Jason, Friedberg, and the gang—just click the links and dive into the digital rabbit hole like Alice on a caffeine binge! Wanna stay in the loop? Hit 'em up on X—yeah, that’s what we’re calling it now, X! Sounds like a bad superhero movie, right? Just click it and get your fix. And if you're the Instagram type, you know the drill—click, scroll, and double-tap your way into oblivion. TikTok? Don’t even get me started on TikTok! Just follow the link, and get ready to lose track of time while watching people dance and do ridiculous stuff. LinkedIn? Ah yes, the professional playground where everyone pretends to work while actually just scrolling. Click that link and join the corporate circus! And hey, if you're into some intro music that’ll make you feel like you're entering a high-stakes poker game, check the credits. It’s all ab...

Rookie Made Herself Sick on Purpose for RASPY VOICE on Song—Made it a #1 CLASSIC!—Professor of Rock https://t.co/lR0YIHxDDv

Rookie Made Herself Sick on Purpose for RASPY VOICE on Song—Made it a #1 CLASSIC!—Professor of Rock https://t.co/lR0YIHxDDv — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 10, 2026 January 10, 2026 at 10:01AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

As of January 10, 2026 at 12:00AM, 1 BTC equals 90440.2031 USD.

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Buddy is on the loose !January 9, 2026 at 10:27AM

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Buddy is on the loose !January 9, 2026 at 10:15AM

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“The Rest of Our Lives” by Ben Markovits #Colbert #Shorts #books https://t.co/DS2nlPBLZF #colbert #stephencolbert

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EPIC 1-Hit Wonder ENRAGED Activists & CAPSIZED Mainstream Pop Radio! | Professor of Rock https://t.co/mGm7Us599B

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Terry Gross: "Fresh Air" Wouldn't Have Happened Without The Corporation For Public Broadcasting https://t.co/P1ijZd8Br8 #colbert #stephencolbert

Terry Gross: "Fresh Air" Wouldn't Have Happened Without The Corporation For Public Broadcasting https://t.co/P1ijZd8Br8 #colbert #stephencolbert — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 9, 2026 January 09, 2026 at 12:45AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

As of January 9, 2026 at 12:00AM, 1 BTC equals 90922.0078 USD.

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Don't Use Grok, Use Gros https://t.co/GOUf3d6VBW #colbert #stephencolbert

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🚨Trade deals, tariffs, and a side of Air Force One stories? Join Howard Lutnick as he breaks down how America can possibly hit 6% GDP growth by 2026! Spoiler alert: it involves some serious remixes of the Trump agenda. Don’t miss this gem. #GDP #Economi… https://t.co/ggiWewFMmn

🚨Trade deals, tariffs, and a side of Air Force One stories? Join Howard Lutnick as he breaks down how America can possibly hit 6% GDP growth by 2026! Spoiler alert: it involves some serious remixes of the Trump agenda. Don’t miss this gem. #GDP #Economi… https://t.co/ggiWewFMmn — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 9, 2026 January 08, 2026 at 05:40PM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

Howard Lutnick: How America Can Hit 6% GDP Growth in 2026

Here’s a George Carlin-style take on your content: --- So, Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick walks into a bar – oh wait, no, he’s on Air Force One telling a story so funny it could make a dead man laugh! (0:00) You gotta love these guys; they’re up there in the clouds with the president, and all they can think about is how to make a punchline out of a plane ride! Then there's Chamath, our buddy, introducing Secretary Lutnick like he’s some kind of rock star. “Hey everyone, here’s the guy who’s in charge of all the stuff we buy and sell!” (2:24) Like, wow, Chamath, what a thrill! Nothing says excitement like trade regulations! Now, let’s get into the real meat and potatoes of the Commerce Department. (7:28) It’s like the DMV, but with a nicer suit and a bigger budget! They’re handling everything from tariffs to trade deals while we’re just trying to figure out if we can afford a decent avocado toast. Speaking of tariffs, let’s talk about Trump’s grand plan! (12:59) It’s like watchin...

Rookies Released SILLY IDEA as a GOOF...Became a MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR Smash! | Professor of Rock https://t.co/3pWqOTdx0w

Rookies Released SILLY IDEA as a GOOF...Became a MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR Smash! | Professor of Rock https://t.co/3pWqOTdx0w — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 8, 2026 January 08, 2026 at 08:01AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

Natalie Portman Takes The Colbert Questionert https://t.co/TplXeDYEfl #colbert #stephencolbert

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As of January 8, 2026 at 12:00AM, 1 BTC equals 90907.9766 USD.

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Rubio: U.S. Wants To Buy Greenland | Stealing Venezuela's Oil | Dr. Oz: Booze Brings People Together https://t.co/qfa4U426uW #colbert #stephencolbert

Rubio: U.S. Wants To Buy Greenland | Stealing Venezuela's Oil | Dr. Oz: Booze Brings People Together https://t.co/qfa4U426uW #colbert #stephencolbert — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 8, 2026 January 07, 2026 at 08:55PM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

Critics Called 'em CHEAP KNOCK OFFS of #1 Band…GOT EVEN When They OUTSOLD ‘em! | Professor of Rock https://t.co/C8Ox6SbEnW

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Jodie Foster Did All The Press For "Taxi Driver" (In French) When De Niro Wouldn't Leave His Hotel https://t.co/rPfcxorvI7 #colbert #stephencolbert

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As of January 7, 2026 at 12:00AM, 1 BTC equals 92625.9375 USD.

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UNFILTERED Legend GOES OFF...He May Get CANCELED But He REALLY Doesn't Care | Professor of Rock https://t.co/VOUMzTW0rv

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Ethan Hawke's Crazy New Year's Eve: Watching His Daughter Maya In "Stranger Things" https://t.co/pjIe3JYRbN #colbert #stephencolbert

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As of January 6, 2026 at 12:00AM, 1 BTC equals 93869.9531 USD.

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Did Maduro's Dancing Prompt Trump To Attack Venezuela? | No Regime Change | Another War For Oil https://t.co/mgaopdeaup #colbert #stephencolbert

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A New Dance Craze Sweeps Across The Americas https://t.co/vSzwTKiXIO #colbert #stephencolbert

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Wrote CRUSHING Hit About His DIVORCE...Ex-Wife had to SING it With Him For 50 Yrs!-Professor of Rock https://t.co/PZViP8a6Go

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Monday morning blues, Coffee can't chase the shadows, Week's weight starts anew.

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As of January 5, 2026 at 12:00AM, 1 BTC equals 92883.0234 USD.

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🚨 David Friedberg warns that California’s “Billionaire Tax” is just a stylish disguise for targeting the middle class. Because why not? Let's just tax everyone while we’re at it! Keep up with the besties: @chamath @Jason @DavidSacks @friedberg. Follow us on X: @theallinpod …

🚨 David Friedberg warns that California’s “Billionaire Tax” is just a stylish disguise for targeting the middle class. Because why not? Let's just tax everyone while we’re at it! Keep up with the besties: @chamath @Jason @DavidSacks @friedberg. Follow us on X: @theallinpod … — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Jan 5, 2026 January 04, 2026 at 08:30PM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com

David Friedberg: California’s “Billionaire Tax” is a Trojan Horse to Go After the Middle Class

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Elon Musk and DOGE predicted government fraud... who would've thought? Time to wake up and smell the blockchain coffee! Follow the besties for more insights: @chamath, @Jason, @DavidSacks, @friedberg. Check out the All-In Pod for the real scoop. #allin #tech #news

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"Elon Musk and DOGE were 100% right about government fraud"

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