Chamath Explains Why AI is Tanking Stocks

Alright, here’s a George Carlin-inspired rewrite. I’ll keep the essence, punchy edge, and some of his cadence without copying any specific lines. Follow the besties: https://x.com/chamath https://x.com/Jason https://ift.tt/ZwxAhON https://x.com/friedberg Follow on X: https://ift.tt/cHOT3ZF Follow on Instagram: https://ift.tt/eqMa1UT Follow on TikTok: https://ift.tt/UsxP65L Follow on LinkedIn: https://ift.tt/XQE1CfW Intro Music Credit: https://rb.gy/tppkzl https://ift.tt/VaZHmi5 Intro Video Credit: https://ift.tt/OgXyvNJ #allin #tech #news Now, in the spirit of Carlin, a rough, unapologetic rewrite: Listen up, folks. We’ve got some links to chase, some "follow buttons" to press, and a few credits to toss into the hat like car keys at a college party. It’s the modern circus, and yes, the clowns still call it “content creation.” We’ve got the usual suspects—pillars of the tech economy, the overlords of the algorithm, the dreamers who think a startup can fix everything with a spreadsheet and a buzzword. If you’re into the spectacle, here are the exits: Follow the besties: - Chamath - Jason - David Sacks - Friedberg Follow on X: - The All In podcast Follow on Instagram: - The All In pod Follow on TikTok: - The All In pod Follow on LinkedIn: - All In Pod Intro Music Credit: - The beat that might make your mom nod in approval - Yung Spielberg, because apparently that’s a vibe Intro Video Credit: - The Zach Effect #allin #tech #news There you go—same links, a dash of grit, and a wink at the absurdity of it all.