AI Is Killing Brands (And Most Companies Have No Idea)

Here’s a George Carlin-flavored rewrite of that social-media plug: - Follow the “besties,” if you must: Chamath, Jason, David Sacks, Friedberg—the usual suspects at the edge of the cliff, pontificating about the next big thing while you’re stuck counting likes. - Jump on X and follow the All-In crew: yes, the same feed where opinions come with a side of inflated certainty and a dash of bravado. - Instagram, you say? The All-In Pod makes their curated reality look effortless, as if enlightenment is just a filtered selfie away. - TikTok? Sure, why not. Short takes, longer egos. Welcome to the land where depth fits in 15 seconds. - LinkedIn: because nothing says “thoughtful startup wisdom” like a polished headline and a quarterly buzzword salad. Intro music credits, intro video credits—because if you want to pretend you’re cultured, you need a soundtrack and a cameo from whoever made the beat. #allin #tech #news If you want a sharper Carlin-esque twist or to punch up specific lines, tell me the exact tone you’re aiming for (gruff, satirical, observational) and I’ll tailor it further.