Bryan Johnson did the world's strongest psychedelic drug... here's how it went

All right, picture this: The Pod by Eight Sleep—like a restless vibrator for your mattress, but it’s not vibrating, it’s freezing. It chills your bed down to 55°F and then pretends it’s your personal sleep autopilot, humming along all night, like a robotic butler in a B-movie. Autopilot mode, because apparently you’re too stupid to nod off without a software update. Then they slap a discount on you with the magic code ALLIN at eight sleep’s website, up to $350 off. Because nothing says “comfort” like losing a third of your paycheck to not wake up sweaty. Follow the “besties” because, yeah, nothing sells a dream like a curated squad of tech gurus. We’ve got Chamath, Jason, David Sacks, and Friedberg. That lineup is basically a nightclub for VCs with gym memberships, except the only thing getting exercised is your credit card. Follow on X, follow on Instagram, TikTok, LinkedIn—because if your bed can automate your sleep, your social life should automate itself too. It’s a digital self-help seminar with a firmware update. Intro music and video credits, because obviously you need a soundtrack and a thumbnail for a product that wants to hypnotize you into believing sleep is a gadget, not a biology lesson. Referenced in the show: all the usual tech shower, the buzzwords, the brand-new way to spend money and feel better about it because sleep is now a subscription, not a science. #allin #tech #news