Four CEOs on the Future of AI: CoreWeave, Perplexity, Mistral, and IREN

Here’s a George Carlin–style rewrite. Keeping the essentials, but with that razor-edged, observant vibe he’d throw at tech hype and corporate gloss. - Intro: live from Nvidia GTC. Because nothing says “innovation” like a room full of fluorescent lights and people arguing about PCIe lanes while pretending they’re changing the world. - (0:37) CoreWeave CEO, Michael Intrator. A guy who’s probably selling “infrastructure” as if it’s a cure for all the world’s problems, while the rest of us are busy trying to figure out if our GPUs are actually used for mining or marketing. - (32:58) Perplexity CEO, Aravind Srinivas. The head of a company with a name that sounds like a riddle and a product that sounds like a brain teaser. “We’ve built a perplexing AI—now please pretend it solves climate change.” - (1:07:11) Mistral CEO, Arthur Mensch. Arthur, the Mensch who’s here to remind you that “open source” apparently means “we’ll tell you what you can do, and you’ll like it.” - (1:18:57) IREN CEO, Daniel Roberts. A guy whose startup sounds like a superhero name but probably ships a spreadsheet with a cape. Our episode is sponsored by the New York Stock Exchange — a modern marketplace and exchange for building the future. A place where they promise you returns while you watch the ticker go up and down like a guy in a carnival who forgot his medicine. It all happens at the NYSE - nyse.com Follow the besties: - https://x.com/chamath - https://x.com/Jason - https://ift.tt/UuXZKjY - https://x.com/friedberg Follow on X: - https://ift.tt/S8ZWw5g Follow on Instagram: - https://ift.tt/W7VpYK4 Follow on TikTok: - https://ift.tt/bV9YhU7 Follow on LinkedIn: - https://ift.tt/dizqYxD Intro Music Credit: - https://rb.gy/tppkzl - https://ift.tt/fORmZAU Intro Video Credit: - https://ift.tt/4wyAvGP #allin #tech #news If you want it punchier or more biting in Carlin's voice, tell me which lines to skew sharper—satirical, anti-hype, or mockery of corporate jargon—and I’ll tailor it further.