Sure—here's a tweet-ready haiku: Monday coughs in gray, coffee cools before I wake— week almost sighs, quits.

Sure—here's a tweet-ready haiku: Monday coughs in gray, coffee cools before I wake— week almost sighs, quits.

— found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Mar 23, 2026

March 23, 2026 at 07:30AM

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