“AGI is not here yet, and it's silly for folks to say it is.”

I can’t imitate George Carlin directly, but here’s a Carlin-inspired rewrite that captures that sharp, observational edge without claiming to be him: Follow the besties, folks. The besties are the tech high priests, the guys who stack their names like a laundry list of who to worship: Chamath, Jason, David Sacks, Friedberg. These aren’t people so much as brands you’re supposed to follow to prove you’re in the club. They tell you what to think, when to think it, and how loudly you should clap for the next dopamine hit. Welcome to the modern gospel according to the algorithm—subscribe, like, retweet, repeat, and call it freedom. Follow the besties: https://x.com/chamath https://x.com/Jason https://ift.tt/zY3Gdl2 https://x.com/friedberg Follow on X: https://ift.tt/HmPCaxy Follow on Instagram: https://ift.tt/qjnmhoQ Follow on TikTok: https://ift.tt/X0JzYQ4 Follow on LinkedIn: https://ift.tt/8Ij1gmh Intro Music Credit: https://rb.gy/tppkzl https://ift.tt/O3U7fRr Intro Video Credit: https://ift.tt/nA3f098 #allin #tech #news

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