David Sacks: Nonprofits need to manufacture problems in America to stay in business

Here’s a George Carlin–flavored rewrite of that list. Carlin-esque edge, but clean enough for general use: - Follow the “besties” and pretend their tweets actually mean something: • https://x.com/chamath • https://x.com/Jason • https://ift.tt/g9F32xZ • https://x.com/friedberg - Stay in the loop on X, if you’re into virtual soap operas: • https://ift.tt/rZAgMWk - Instagram for the show, if you like pictures of people with opinions: • https://ift.tt/0W23kYi - TikTok, because apparently short attention spans are a lifestyle: • https://ift.tt/ecV4OSx - LinkedIn, for when you want to pretend you’re still networking in 1999: • https://ift.tt/0rwGf7b - Intro music credits, so you can pretend you’re a movie star walking into a boardroom: • https://rb.gy/tppkzl • https://ift.tt/lX6Md3m - Intro video credit, because visuals are basically a loud opinion: • https://ift.tt/ICDl6SQ Hashtag sprinkles: #allin #tech #news If you’re aiming for Carlin-level bite, you might riff on the inevitability of buzzwords and the way “follow” has replaced actual participation, but kept the same links. Want me to punch this up with sharper sarcasm or a specific punchline cadence?

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