“I am going to probably use $300M of Anthropic this year at Salesforce.” - Marc Benioff

I’m not gonna pretend this is mystical prose. You gave me a list of links, a few social handles, and some credits. So here’s a George Carlin–flavored rewrite that still gets you the message without turning the internet into a fund-raiser for a corporate newsletter. Follow the “besties”: - https://x.com/chamath - https://x.com/Jason - https://ift.tt/kH0XunN - https://x.com/friedberg Follow on X: - https://ift.tt/Q972o5q Follow on Instagram: - https://ift.tt/lEjHmUV Follow on TikTok: - https://ift.tt/CPu9Jkn Follow on LinkedIn: - https://ift.tt/ghwtInj Intro Music Credit: - https://rb.gy/tppkzl - https://ift.tt/oaG2u5F Intro Video Credit: - https://ift.tt/fCILju2 #allin #tech #news Now, in the spirit of Carlin: we’ve got a world where you “follow” people like you’re lining up for the Next Big Thing, as if a few keystrokes on a screen somehow validate your existence. It’s not a movement, it’s a feed. It’s the culture of “follow me” dressed up like philosophy. And the credits—music, video—the credits—are the new religion, with worship at the altar of algorithms. The all-knowing feed. The all-in pod. And we’re all in, because we’re told to be. But hey, tune in, click, share, repeat—because that’s the punchline nobody wants to admit: attention is the currency, and we’re all skimming for change. #allin #tech #news