GameStop CEO Ryan Cohen: 3 Ways I’d Fix eBay
Alright, here’s a George Carlin-inspired rewrite:
Most advertisers have never heard of the platform that’s throwing around an $11 billion a year in ad spend. AppLovin Ads — over a billion daily active users, full-screen video ads you’re forced to watch for a median 35 seconds, and businesses throwing hundreds of thousands of dollars at it every single day. Access for advertisers? Closed beta, buddy. The door’s cracked open at https://ift.tt/O5reQ0S if you’re on the right list and the right prayer.
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If you want tweaks—more bite, more sarcasm, or dialed-down hype—say the word and I’ll punch it up.
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