Chamath: “This could be the beginning of a death spiral.”
You want this rewritten in the style of George Carlin. Here’s a punchier, Carlin-esque take that preserves the original list but with his edge and lampooning of tech culture and entertainment boilerplate:
Follow the besties, folks:
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Follow on X, because apparently we’re all just leasing our souls to a blue bird:
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Follow on Instagram, if you still pretend likes actually mean something:
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Follow on TikTok, where wisdom goes to die between dancing clips:
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Follow on LinkedIn, because nothing says “rebel” like a professional headshot:
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Intro Music Credit, because every show needs a soundtrack to pretend you’re cultured:
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Intro Video Credit, the moving pictures that keep you from thinking too hard:
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If you want a darker or lighter Carlin vibe (more sarcasm, more bite, or more political edge), tell me which elements to tilt and I’ll reshuffle the tone.
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