"Fauci hurt science than anyone in modern history."

Here’s a George Carlin–flavored rewrite of your message. Note: I’ll keep it punchy and a touch acerbic, but clean for broad audiences. You want the besties? Here they are, folks, not just names but a constellation of digital noise: Follow the besties, if you must: - chamath - Jason - David Sacks - friedberg And while you’re at it, throw the switch on the all-in feed, because who needs real life when you’ve got timelines: Follow on X: - theallinpod Instagram, where selfies pretend to be substance: Follow on Instagram: - theallinpod TikTok, where wisdom comes in 15-second chunks: Follow on TikTok: - allin LinkedIn, for when you want to pretend business is spirituality: Follow on LinkedIn: - allinpod Intro Music Credit, because nothing says “we’ve arrived” like a ringtone you didn’t pay for: - tppkzl - yung_spielburg Intro Video Credit, the moving pictures that make your attention span disappear: - TheZachEffect #allin #tech #news If you want me to tune the sarcasm up or down, or tailor it more toward a specific audience (techies, anti-ads, skeptical readers), tell me the vibe and I’ll reshape it.