GameStop CEO: “Why Does Everyone Want Us to Fail?”
You want me to channel George Carlin? Here goes. Picture the man with the black shirt, the withering eye-roll, and the knack for turning corporate buzz into a razor blade:
Most advertisers out there have no idea what the hell AppLovin is. They’re chasing the platform with an $11 billion a year burn rate in ad spend like it’s a streetlight that actually emits money. AppLovin Ads — over a billion daily active users, full-screen video ads you watch now or you can’t blink, median watch time of 35 seconds, and somehow, some way, hundreds of thousands of dollars a day get spent there because “profitably” sounds like a goddamn religious experience to a marketing department. Access? Closed beta, of course. The window to the magic is open at https://ift.tt/yRE6jtS, if you’re lucky enough to be invited to the casino.
Nasdaq — they position themselves as the crossroads of tech and money, the premier platforms and services for global capital markets and beyond. They’ve got more tech, more insights, and more market swagger than any other group of suits pretending to be geniuses. http://nasdaq.com
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There you go—Carlin-esque, with a bite at the absurdity, and the same ruthless eye for the hype machine.
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