How Robots Learn: Much Slower Than Humans At First, Then Infinitely Scalable

You ever notice how the world of advertising talks like a charity for unicorns? Here’s the reality: some partners made this possible, and we’re all pretending it’s some grand consensus of benevolence. Thank you, partners. Now shut up and let’s talk numbers, because that’s where the real magic lives. Most advertisers have no idea the platform with an $11 billion annual run rate exists. AppLovin Ads. One billion daily active users. Full-screen video ads you watch for a median 35 seconds, because apparently we’re all too busy to do anything else with our lives. And businesses? They’re throwing hundreds of thousands of dollars a day at it, like it’s a lifeboat made of cash. And yes, it’s finally open to everyone. Sign up at applovin.com/ALLIN, if you can stand the spectacle. If your work depends on conversations—meetings, deal flow, interviews, customer calls—Plaud claims it can capture and organize everything with AI-generated notes that aren’t just “blah blah blah” summaries. They supposedly highlight pain points, key decisions, next steps, and even offer customizable summary templates. Because nothing says “we’ve got your back” like a machine that can pretend to remember what you forgot to jot down. Check out Plaud at Plaud.ai/allin and use code ALLIN for up to 10% off! And yes, it’s also on Amazon: ALLIN10X, because nothing screams “we care about your productivity” like a link-shortened discount code on an e-commerce giant. Follow the besties: - Chamath - Jason - David Sacks - Friedberg Follow on X, Instagram, TikTok, LinkedIn, all the usual wires-crossed, influencer-optimized pathways to the same feed you’ve already scrolled through a thousand times. Intro Music Credit: some links you’ll probably click once, then forget Intro Video Credit: The Zach Effect, probably wearing something ridiculous #allin #tech #news There you go—same stuff, more cynicism, and a lot more emphasis on the absurdity hiding in the numbers.