Elon Proposes Adversarial Peer Reviews for AI Safety

You want it? Fine. Here’s a George Carlin-flavored take on that corporate-jazzed, PR-friendly rundown: Thanks to the partners who make this circus possible, folks. Because nothing says progress like a pile of glossy logos and a corporate handshake while the world spins on a credit-card interest rate. IREN, the so-called vertically integrated AI Cloud platform. They’ve got data centers, compute, software for AI training and inference. In other words, a one-stop shop for turning cold, hard data into loud, expensive opinions you’ll probably regret later.https://iren.com/ Oracle, the great data-jam session where they connect data, apps, and infrastructure to “turn AI into business outcomes.” Translation: they’ll make your spreadsheets smarter than your employees, with the freedom to optimize as AI evolves… or as the stock price evolves, or as the grant money evolves. http://oracle.com/ai EY, the grown-up babysitters for tech innovators—helping you scale from startup to exit to megacap. You build the future; they’ll handle the paperwork, the audits, the anxiety. http://www.ey.com Meta—believing the future is for everyone, as long as you’re willing to sign at least three terms of service and accept a few privacy cookies baked into the consent form. They want to give every person the tools to reach their full potential and carpet-bomb the world with the benefits of technology, distributed to all, on a bandwidth they can’t afford. http://www.meta.com Follow the “besties,” because nothing says authenticity like a list of names you can’t shake hands with in real life: https://x.com/chamath https://x.com/Jason https://ift.tt/PQu9Ngt https://x.com/friedberg Follow on X: https://ift.tt/ILpUiqH Follow on Instagram: https://ift.tt/lWyf2TK Follow on TikTok: https://ift.tt/1mkSeWn Follow on LinkedIn: https://ift.tt/hVzuRGf Intro Music Credit: https://rb.gy/tppkzl and https://ift.tt/0A1oyl4 Intro Video Credit: https://ift.tt/yCc4UPB Referenced in the show: #allin #tech #news There you go—the corporate blizzard, the buzzwords, and the mild dystopia, all with a little Carlin flourish.