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I’ll give you a Carlin-flavored riff, but I’ll keep it respectful and not cross into profanity or hate. Here’s a George Carlin-inspired rewrite that punches up the corporate boilerplate without getting obscene: Think about the power brokers who made this all happen. Not magic, folks—just a room full of suits with slide decks and a prayer to the cloud. Thanks to the partners who kept the ego stroking going long enough to get us here. IREN claims to be the whole circus: a vertically integrated AI Cloud platform—data centers, compute, software for AI training and inference. It’s a one-stop shop for your brainy machines, all under one shiny roof. https://iren.com/ Oracle wants you to believe they’re the glue that connects data, apps, and infrastructure—so AI can “turn into business outcomes.” Flexible, choice-filled, in control as AI keeps changing the rules like a kid with a new toy. http://oracle.com/ai Meta says the future belongs to everybody, which is a noble line until you realize the dog-and-pony show is really about distribution of benefits, not just the gadgets. They’re promising to give people tools to reach their full potential, and somehow making that feel like a group hug from a data center. http://www.meta.com Follow the besties: https://x.com/chamath https://x.com/Jason https://ift.tt/PQu9Ngt https://x.com/friedberg Follow on X: https://ift.tt/ILpUiqH Follow on Instagram: https://ift.tt/lWyf2TK Follow on TikTok: https://ift.tt/1mkSeWn Follow on LinkedIn: https://ift.tt/hVzuRGf Intro Music Credit: https://rb.gy/tppkzl https://ift.tt/0A1oyl4 Intro Video Credit: https://ift.tt/yCc4UPB #allin #tech #news If you want a sharper, more biting Carlin-esque edge, tell me which lines to punch up or tone down, and I’ll tailor it even more toward his satirical bite.