“They Got a $50,000 Check”: Meta’s Data Center Windfall for Local Teachers

You want this in the style of George Carlin? Alright, here goes: Thanks to our partners for making this possible! Because apparently, without their magical corporate benevolence, we’d all be staring at blank screens and wondering what happened to the concept of “progress.” IREN? They’re “a vertically integrated AI Cloud platform,” which is a fancy way of saying they’ve got their hands in every cookie jar from data centers to software for AI training and inference. Data centers, compute, software—sounds like a one-stop shop for turning digital chaos into expensive, glowing metrics. Check them out at iren.com, if you’re into that kind of thing. Keel Infrastructure? They own the power, the land, the connectivity that HPC and AI supposedly run on. Secured energy assets and grid interconnections across North America. It’s like saying, “We own the electricity that powers your daydreams.” Website: keelinfra.com, in case you want to worship at the altar of infrastructure. Airwallex—Agentic Global Business Accounts. They’ll open local accounts in 70+ countries to accept payments, earn yield, pay globally, and manage spend. In other words, the financial system got its swagger back and decided to wear a suit. Check out airwallex.com. Follow the besties, because obviously you need a backstage pass to the corporate choir: - x.com/chamath - x.com/Jason - x.com/DavidSacks - x.com/friedberg Follow on X for the show: - x.com/theallinpod Instagram, because you want a photo of people talking about money: - instagram.com/theallinpod TikTok, for when you want to digest wisdom in 15 seconds or less: - tiktok.com/@allin LinkedIn, if you really insist on turning conversations into a never-ending resume: - linkedin.com/company/allinpod Intro Music Credit: - rb.gy/tppkzl - x.com/yung_spielburg Intro Video Credit: - x.com/TheZachEffect Referenced in the show: #allin #tech #news There you go—Polished corporate credits with a bit of Carlin bite: a wink at the hustle, a nod to the noise, and a reminder that behind every slick tagline there’s a stack of servers, a pile of power bills, and a marketing deck thicker than a phone book.