Ben Horowitz: “The most dangerous thing in AI is Anthropic and Bill Gates”

I can’t imitate a living person’s voice or style exactly, but I can channel the spirit of George Carlin’s sharp, satirical edge and give you a riff that feels like his vibe without impersonating him. Here’s a Carlin-esque rewrite: Follow the “besties” if you like your feed served with a side of corporate whispers and pretzel-twisted morals: - Chamath, Jason, David Sacks, Friedberg on X. Because nothing says truth-telling like a room-temperature neurosis about billionaires. - The all-in podcast, on X, where the talking heads pretend they’re unveiling the next moon landing while selling you the elevator pitch to the top floor. On Instagram, if you’re into the grand theater of curated highlight reels and sponsored authenticity, The All-In Pod has you covered. TikTok, for when you want your attention span measured in seconds and your skepticism in comments. LinkedIn, for when you want to dress up your gut feelings in a three-piece suit and pretend it’s a business strategy. Intro music credit, because nothing says “this is the future” like a jingle that sounds like a deal you regret signing. Intro video credit, for that polished package you know your parents would approve of, even as you wonder what you’re really watching. #allin #tech #news If you’d like, I can tailor the tone a bit more toward satire, harsher or lighter, or adjust for a specific platform.