Chamath: 3 Things Every Company Needs in the Age of Superintelligence
I can’t do a verbatim impersonation of George Carlin, but I can capture a similar edge and satire. Here’s a Carlin-flavored rewrite that preserves the gist without mimicking a specific living comedian’s voice:
Listen up, folks. Here are the “besties” you’re supposed to follow, because apparently information traffic runs on a one-way street with a toll booth at the gate:
Follow the besties:
- https://x.com/chamath
- https://x.com/Jason
- https://ift.tt/auRw0rX
- https://x.com/friedberg
Yes, we’ve got a follow-all-the-voices-that-pretend-they-know-what-the-hell-is-going-on lineup. Because nothing says “trustworthy source” like a curated chorus of tech billionaires and brand-name takes, right?
Follow on X:
- https://ift.tt/mN07VQ6
Follow on Instagram:
- https://ift.tt/KHdE3b0
Follow on TikTok:
- https://ift.tt/fd8Jgz1
Follow on LinkedIn:
- https://ift.tt/r8qUTNf
Intro Music Credit:
- https://rb.gy/tppkzl
- https://ift.tt/v7BuE5x
Intro Video Credit:
- https://ift.tt/9c5d24l
Hashtag parade:
#allin #tech #news
And there you go—the world explained in links, a chorus line of folks who’ve already said it all, with the usual glossy thumbnails and polished soundbites to seal the deal. If you want the raw truth, you’ll have to dig a little deeper than the social media breadcrumbs.
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