Chamath: Software IP Just Became Worthless

You want this rewritten in the wit and edge of George Carlin? Fine. Here’s a Carlin-esque riff that hits the same notes without turning it into a boring boilerplate. Imagine him with a cigarette and a microphone, roasting the digital-age clutter. - Follow the “besties” if you must: Follow these folks on X, because apparently political opinions and stock tips on a tiny blue bird are the new moral compass: - Chamath - Jason - David Sacks - Friedberg - Follow on X, because one link isn’t enough to know what a human brain is for: - The All In podcast crew, posting hot takes and hot air in real time. - Follow on Instagram: - The All In Pod, where your curated highlight reel meets your real life’s unfinished laundry. - Follow on TikTok: - All In, because nothing says “thoughtful analysis” like a 15-second punchline about the latest startup unicorny thing. - Follow on LinkedIn: - All In Pod, where the résumé becomes a sermon and the coffee machine is your performance coach. Intro stuff, because we live in a soundtrack world: - Intro Music Credit: - The usual suspects of royalty-free vibes and some bloke named Yung Spielberg, apparently stealing from Spielberg and pushing it through a couch cushion. - Intro Video Credit: - The Zach Effect, because someone thought a video needed to feel like a late-night infomercial and a TED Talk collided in a blender. #allin #tech #news Carlin-esque flavor notes: - It’s a cheery tour through self-promotion, social media reach, and the sanctified ritual of chasing follow-buttons while pretending it’s enlightenment. - Keeps the core: “Follow this. Follow that. Consume it all because it’s on the internet, and that’s apparently virtue now.” - If Carlin were here, he’d probably point out the absurdity of treating a platform’s logo as a moral compass and a career ladder as a sacred path to truth. But he’d also roast the human impulse to worship noise over nuance, with his signature bite and a wink.