Buddy is on the loose !August 10, 2026 at 03:48PM
Buddy is on the loose !August 10, 2026 at 03:48PM — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Aug 10, 2026 August 10, 2026 at 03:48PM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com
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"Ban Them Now: CEOs sound alarm on Chinese robots"—because nothing says progress like fear-muddled headlines and a splashy ad pitch. Also, apparently, everything else in this thread is a ‘must-sign-up-now’ sales funnel. #allin #tech #news (Note: I kept it concise and sarcastic…
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"Ban Them Now: CEOs sound alarm on Chinese robots"—because nothing says progress like fear-muddled headlines and a splashy ad pitch. Also, apparently, everything else in this thread is a ‘must-sign-up-now’ sales funnel. #allin #tech #news (Note: I kept it concise and sarcastic… — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Aug 10, 2026 August 10, 2026 at 03:20PM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com
“Ban Them Now”: CEOs Sound Alarm on Chinese Robots
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Alright, here’s your copy reamed through a George Carlin grinder: Thanks to the people who made this possible—because without partners, we’d just be talking to the wind and a few confused pigeons. Most advertisers have no clue about the platform with an $11 billion-a-year ad-spending machine. AppLovin Ads. Over a billion daily active users, full-screen video ads you watch for a median of 35 seconds, and companies dropping hundreds of thousands of dollars a day like it’s a weekday latte. And now, guess what—it's open to everyone. Sign up at applovin.com/ALLIN If your job runs on conversations—meetings, deal chatter, interviews, customer calls—Plaud helps you grab and organize every word with AI notes that aren’t just glossed summaries. They highlight pain points, key decisions, next steps, and you can tailor the summaries to your own messy workflow. Check out Plaud at Plaud.ai/allin and use code ALLIN for up to 10% off. It’s also available on Amazon: https://amzn.to/43URLff (Cod...
GameStop CEO asks why everyone wants us to fail, as if a $11B ad spend platform and AppLovin’s 1B+ daily users aren’t proof enough that “success” has a fan club. Nasdaqs, capital markets, and chatter all in one. #allin #tech #news sarcasm mode: engaged. … https://t.co/Zg5lWuatd8
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GameStop CEO asks why everyone wants us to fail, as if a $11B ad spend platform and AppLovin’s 1B+ daily users aren’t proof enough that “success” has a fan club. Nasdaqs, capital markets, and chatter all in one. #allin #tech #news sarcasm mode: engaged. … https://t.co/Zg5lWuatd8 — found footage (@AlmostRandomly) Aug 10, 2026 August 10, 2026 at 09:15AM Check out PhoneCaseBoss.com
GameStop CEO: “Why Does Everyone Want Us to Fail?”
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You want me to channel George Carlin? Here goes. Picture the man with the black shirt, the withering eye-roll, and the knack for turning corporate buzz into a razor blade: Most advertisers out there have no idea what the hell AppLovin is. They’re chasing the platform with an $11 billion a year burn rate in ad spend like it’s a streetlight that actually emits money. AppLovin Ads — over a billion daily active users, full-screen video ads you watch now or you can’t blink, median watch time of 35 seconds, and somehow, some way, hundreds of thousands of dollars a day get spent there because “profitably” sounds like a goddamn religious experience to a marketing department. Access? Closed beta, of course. The window to the magic is open at https://ift.tt/yRE6jtS, if you’re lucky enough to be invited to the casino. Nasdaq — they position themselves as the crossroads of tech and money, the premier platforms and services for global capital markets and beyond. They’ve got more tech, more insigh...